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Post by Classicblast on Jun 18, 2012 2:01:00 GMT -5
Blastgirl, Kimm and their dad have some interesting not typical father/daughter discussions. I never saw that before I met this family.
I'm not saying its a bad thing. I am just saying it was not expected
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 18, 2012 12:55:22 GMT -5
So do I with my dad. ;D He enjoys farts a lot. Not just mine but his too.My mom and his current girlfriend were not "Fart friendly"  So when he is here the farts and comments fly. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 18, 2012 18:55:18 GMT -5
My mom is not fart friendly but I never cared I fart anyway she has heard and smelled hundreds of thousands of my farts and thats just the way it is.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 22, 2012 0:03:21 GMT -5
I just farted. It was a long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTT
It reeks. My mom angerly starts spraying glade. My dad and my brother are taking bets on if thats the loudest fart I blew tonight. My dad goes "Well we are all very impressed anyway Kimmy."
We are a messed up bunch
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Post by angel607 on Jun 24, 2012 21:22:51 GMT -5
i like people like that. they know how to have fun. when I was little my cousin's father yelled at me for farting and got mad saying he doesn't want me teaching his girls to act like that. I was pretty shocked. I found my cousin on facebook and messaged her. she never replied. I think his kids are pretty rude considering they never come down to see my grandmother.
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 25, 2012 12:09:05 GMT -5
My cousins on my dad's side raised the bar in farting. Long, loud stinky and proud! ;D Some of my best childhood memories are letting them rip with my cousin's. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jun 25, 2012 22:15:13 GMT -5
Ive cleared the room at least 3 times tonight. Once it was a mild fluffer but it reeked. A few minutes ago I farted a long loud right in front of my parents couch. My mom got pissed, my brother left the room my dad was gagged out but he thought it was funny.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 7, 2012 14:13:29 GMT -5
Ive been farting all day. I let go a series a few minutes ago my mom goes "are you farting again?" I go, "N OT AGAIN, STILL!"
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Post by Kimm on Jul 16, 2012 0:55:43 GMT -5
I had sauerkraut all afternoon and Ive been blowing long loud stinky farts all night. Yeah! ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 16, 2012 12:51:43 GMT -5
We had mexican food at our birthday party. I had two big helpings of refried beans. Yesterday at work OMG  was I ripping butt! |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 29, 2012 2:01:50 GMT -5
Out on the deck I kept farting so did my friend Renee and my cousin Jenn. My dad goes "you 3 have been an orchestra of large intestines today."
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 29, 2012 12:29:52 GMT -5
Out on the deck I kept farting so did my friend Renee and my cousin Jenn. My dad goes "you 3 have been an orchestra of large intestines today." ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 14, 2012 19:43:53 GMT -5
I was talking about needing support to get through the day. Kind of kidding and then I farted it was a fairly big one. BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "I am behind you by at least two blocks. " ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 22, 2012 18:22:08 GMT -5
So my dads working on a light in the garage and I was sitting on a concrete step talking to a friend and I leaned and blew 2 long loud blasts
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My friend and I laughed and I go "hear that dad?" my dad goes "Yeah I though someone was stealing my motorcycle but then I see Kimmy lifts a cheek. ;D It smelled bad too. lol
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Post by Kimm on Sept 16, 2012 13:45:10 GMT -5
I just let go one of the longest loudest farts of my life. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
My mom wanted to get mad but she kind of laughed my dad goes "That was impressive," My moyfriend goes "Too much sauerkraut. My brother my sister and my aunt thought it was funny. My mom pretends to be mad but she kind of chuckled inspite of herself. Im so ladylike
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Post by paomik on Nov 4, 2012 7:04:47 GMT -5
One a half year ago in my girfriend's home they hosted an uncle of hers (a grandpas brother). He was siitting in the living room and my girlfriend's mom was nearby and she ripped a loud fart! My girlfriend said
"mom maybe he can't hear it but he surely can smell it"!
and her mother says
-you think I care about it?
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Post by Kimm on Nov 6, 2012 2:08:58 GMT -5
I dont care who hears or smells me fart.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 13, 2012 22:43:27 GMT -5
So a few minutes ago I lifted a cheek and farted,
BBBBBBPPPPLLLAAATTT
My sister was coming in the living room, my mom points at me and goes "she farted" My dad goes "Kimmy farted" So I said "I farted"
Tammy goes "Thanks for telling me. " then she pulled her shirt over her face and goes "but I would have figured it out, holy sh(t Kimmm"
I thought it was funny.
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