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Post by Kimm on Nov 23, 2012 15:50:25 GMT -5
Ive been farting all day. Yeah post thankgiving. My tummy has hurt all day I just did #2 so I feel better but I like to eat so its worth it.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 4, 2012 18:40:28 GMT -5
I just farted a few moments ago/
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "Like its rehearsed, Kimmy pops a cheek and then she farts."
My mom sprayed glade and goes "Not ladylike to just blow farts all the time like this"
I know but its funny. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Dec 8, 2012 13:42:35 GMT -5
So I let out a fart a little bit ago
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
and I go "That felt GOOD!"
My boyfriends mom goes "youre classy, no excuse me or anything"
Adam goes "not classy more like gassy."
I know I just fart a lot its the way I am.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 22, 2012 11:09:24 GMT -5
Eggnog should get the gasses flowing. Eggs always are a sure fart.
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Post by paomik on Dec 24, 2012 7:47:46 GMT -5
My girlfriend was quite gassy yesterday ,so she was very proud!
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Post by Kimm on Dec 25, 2012 20:55:40 GMT -5
My girlfriend was quite gassy yesterday ,so she was very proud! Girl power! |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 28, 2012 17:02:34 GMT -5
This afternoon So I blew a fart in Dennys while I was with my mom, my brother and one of his friends. I lifted a cheek my mom goes "OH NO!" I go "OH YEAH!" BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLAAATTTT My brother goes "Not even an excuse me for our guest?" I go "No"
My mom goes "She always farts my daughter isnt very ladylike."
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 8, 2013 15:23:46 GMT -5
On Christmas my parents and I had my grandparents, my aunt, uncle, and younger cousin over. After dinner we were playing some board games. While we were playing Game Of Things, I leaned over in my chair, and let off a BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! My uncle started laughing, and my mom said to me, "Was that you?!" I laughed and my grandma said, "I believe so. I can already smell it." Yes it reeked.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 9, 2013 23:50:50 GMT -5
Its always great when several others are trapped in the vapor. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jan 16, 2013 22:48:32 GMT -5
I just farted a few seconds ago
It was kind of a loud one I wasnt expecting it to be this loud but it was BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom shot glade at me. I am totally a goof.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 23, 2013 15:16:46 GMT -5
I had chili and cheese tots at Sonic last night. Id bet I blew at least 20 good farts over the course of the evening. My mom was getting angry my dad although gagged he does find it funny. My brother could care less as long as the tv isnt being blocked.
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 24, 2013 3:52:41 GMT -5
I had two orders of nachos with the cheese, black olives jalapeno sauce and the green peppers. So for the last few hours I've been farting big time. Classic admits its funny but has left the room at least ten of the times and nearly gagged several other times.
My butt feels hot after these farts too. ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Feb 25, 2013 23:40:29 GMT -5
Ah, yes, Blastgirl, spicy nachos, the double-threat plate. Hot for you, stinky for them. We don't have Sonic around here, maybe it's for the best. Chili and cheese tots?  I've been farting up a storm, pumpernickel egg salad sandwiches, burritos and microwaveable vegetables in sauce. I think they're called Simply Steam. If you want fast fart fuel, these 'll do just fine. I don't use glade, I just have one of those square febreze fragrance dispenser things Oh, I'm sure I'm gonna need a refill there John b |
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 26, 2013 10:59:29 GMT -5
Ah, yes, Blastgirl, spicy nachos, the double-threat plate. Hot for you, stinky for them. We don't have Sonic around here, maybe it's for the best. Chili and cheese tots? I've been farting up a storm, pumpernickel egg salad sandwiches, burritos and microwaveable vegetables in sauce. I think they're called Simply Steam. If you want fast fart fuel, these 'll do just fine. I don't use glade, I just have one of those square febreze fragrance dispenser things Oh, I'm sure I'm gonna need a refill there LOL! I can vouch for those steamed veggies. I eat them a lot for dinner. They produce purely putrid farts.  John b |
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Post by Kimm on Feb 27, 2013 22:47:29 GMT -5
Ok so tonight I was at a banquet and that means wearing a dress and all. And well just at the moment it hit me I had to take a dump. I roll my eyes a bit when that happens because well wearing pants its so much easier. Drop the pants sit down and drop my bomb.
Well its much more difficult when wearing a dress having to hold it out of the way and wiping my butt is a project too because the dress wants to get in the way.
I got it done though. And I felt great right after but being dressed up takes the fun out of talking a dump. lol
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Post by Kimm on Mar 9, 2013 13:33:13 GMT -5
Waffle House with Blastgirl and my mom. Blastgirl and I each farted at least three times. My mom goes "I have the two most unladylike daughters in the world."
But drinking coffee for 3 hours after a waffle and bacon with hashbrowns means lots of gas for Blastgirl and me. ;D We are not about to lock our butts closed when our tummys have gas mom ought to know that by now. And we did bugle butt the seats butt thats what makes Waffle House so much fun.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 13, 2013 17:14:44 GMT -5
Waffle House is a great place to fart. I just did a little bit ago. My mom and my dad, and my boyfriend were having supper. I had one brewing so I said I was full (I wasnt really) and I then lifted a cheek and I farted
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Waffle House seats are awesome for that. ;D
It smelled pretty bad too.
I go "I can finish this now.
My mom goes "you shi t your pants and then eat in the fumes of it!"
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Post by Kimm on Apr 3, 2013 22:25:05 GMT -5
I had 3 pieces of ice cream cake a little bit ago. I am going to be blowing a lot of farts for sure.
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