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Post by Classicblast on Feb 29, 2012 3:10:52 GMT -5
I'm crazier than them. I married into this family.
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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 17, 2012 16:59:26 GMT -5
Earlier today I was walking out of the kitchen and into the living room, and my mom happened to be walking behind me. I had to fart, so I stopped, and let off two farts that went BBBLLLLAAAAPPPPP BBBBLLLLLLAAAATTTTT! My mom then said sarcastically, "Gee thanks." which made me laugh. It immediatley began to reek and my mom said, "Move a little faster so I can get out of here. I can't breathe."
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Post by Kimm on Mar 19, 2012 14:14:53 GMT -5
At least your mom appreciates a good fart. ;D Seems you ambushed her too. ;D
I have a story from yesterday afternoon.
So yesterday afternoon I got out the three step to hang a picture. While standing on the top rung of it I go
"Listen" Then I blew three farts
BBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAATTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTT
My dad goes "Great Kim, that corned beef and cabbage is going through you"
I go yeah I am farting a lot today."
My dad goes "TODAY?!?!"
my mom sprayed glade but it didnt do much. Im a piggy. Oink!
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Post by Kimm on Mar 26, 2012 21:00:35 GMT -5
I just farted a long loud squishy one
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "that was a juicer you better go wipe."
we were laughing my mom goes "whats up?" My dad goes "She blew a fart and I think it was a mud sprayer." My mom goes "Sick I should not have asked." Im like "take a whiff" My mom refused to take a whiff and walked away.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 7, 2012 11:50:41 GMT -5
I just stood up and go "Listen"
I blew a fart
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "eawwww!" My dad goes "You better not push too hard or you might find gravy in your undies."
My brother and my aunt left the room real fast.
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 14, 2012 14:09:55 GMT -5
Less than 5 minutes ago.
I felt a bubbly brewing.
Well Kim walks by my computer chair and leans forward with her hands on her knees and blows a fart
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
After she got it out and does her floor giggle I lifted a cheek and let go of one about the same type of bass
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
Classic says "you two have talent"
Kim said "I farted first she farted second"
Classic said "I might stay clear of both of you for a few minutes."
I think hers was louder (although mine was loud) I think mine smelled worse but hers stunk too.)
We had that Checkers for lunch so its going to be on going. ;D
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Post by Classicblast on Apr 15, 2012 1:40:53 GMT -5
The only thing more insane than being part of that family is marrying into it.
hahaha I am kidding obviously.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 21, 2012 10:58:17 GMT -5
 Beangirl sent me this on facebook but Ive gotten that reaction from others in the room lots of times. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Apr 21, 2012 12:22:24 GMT -5
Beangirl sent me this on facebook but Ive gotten that reaction from others in the room lots of times. ;D LOL! I thought of you right away.. |
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Post by Phil on Apr 26, 2012 1:28:40 GMT -5
I know a few things, At the risk of sounding forward,When you're as hot as the ladies on this forum. You can fart all you want,And no 1 should expect you to say excuse me. And that's a word of wisdom from the polish prince in pennsylvania
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Post by Beangirl on Apr 26, 2012 12:17:50 GMT -5
Ha! Thank's Phil I just farted in the grocery store this morning. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Apr 26, 2012 20:50:57 GMT -5
About an hour ago my mom and I and my boyfriend were in our familiar Waffle House. While we were talking I farted
an average BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
My mom kicked my leg and goes "I dont want to smell your ass I dont want to hear it either."
I go "I will not be silenced."
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Post by Kimm on May 5, 2012 12:18:01 GMT -5
I came down stairs to get coffee and as I walked into the kitchen a knew I was going to fart but I didnt know it was going to be as long and loud as it was.
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "Kimmy with an early air biscuit"
My mom goes "Call it whatever you want she farted and it stinks!"
I go "Guilty"
;D
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Post by Kimm on May 8, 2012 21:01:53 GMT -5
So just now I leaned over and let out a big fart
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "Thats not too classy KImmmmmm! My brother says "Boards creak" My dad goes "No, Kimmys as$ creaks"
It doesnt smell too good here right now. ;D
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Post by Kimm on May 25, 2012 12:41:27 GMT -5
So I blew a long loud fart about an hour ago. I was sitting on the rail of the deck and I lifted a cheek and let it out
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I started laughing, My grandma chuckles and goes "KImmmmmmm, thats not very proper." I go "I think it was, I lifted my cheek and made sure there was a straight path to let it out." My Grandpa goes "Kimmy that came from your heart" I said "No, It came from my butt!" My mom just gave me dirty looks and said that it better not come over toward her.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 8, 2012 23:42:01 GMT -5
 Renee and I had a fart off. She got the first one out but mine was better because I didnt move after she blew the first fart. When I blew mine she fell down laughing. The aroma wasnt too pleasing but we were both rather proud of ourselves. Were gross and immature.  at a friend of ours club house I bent next to my mom and blew a big fart. Im crazy. I wish they took the picture of my moms reactions it was funny. |
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 9, 2012 12:19:50 GMT -5
LOL! ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jun 16, 2012 12:23:44 GMT -5
 A pic in an e mail from my dad. My lovely daughter Kimmy, Calvin Kline has thought of you and this is what you should get for Christmas. Love you much. Dad |
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