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Post by Kimm on Mar 12, 2011 0:15:42 GMT -5
Mahhhhhahahahhaha. I came out of the bathroom laughing and I go to my mom "DO NOT go in there!" My mom goes "Gross KIMMMMMM" and shakes her head. Arent I lovable?
I know Im at least 7 to 10 pounds lighter though. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Apr 20, 2011 18:15:25 GMT -5
My dad said to me just a few minutes ago. "If gas prices get any higher Im going to find a way to funnel the farts from your ass the the gas tank of the cars."
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Post by Kimm on Apr 22, 2011 12:55:05 GMT -5
I just launched triplets.
BBBPPLLAAATTT..............BBBPPPLLAATTT.......BBBBPPLLAATTTTT
My boyfriend goes "Whoevers name is Kim farted! My mom goes "Its not namesake Its whoever made it come out of their ass.
I go "Guilty!"
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Post by Kimm on May 29, 2011 13:48:59 GMT -5
ha. I just walked my brother and blew three farts right in a row
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTT...
BBBBBBBBBPPPLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT......
BBBBPPPPLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTT. My brothers like "Ive been ambushed."
My dad goes "You got owned Dan!"
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Post by Kimm on Jun 5, 2011 14:08:17 GMT -5
I just blew a medium BBBBBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLLAAATTT My dad goes "I heard that." Im said "Thats good."
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Post by Kimm on Jun 13, 2011 18:43:30 GMT -5
I should have lots of good stories for later. I had 2 hamburgers and 2 hotdogs at a cook out and then about an hour ago I had a icecream sundae.
My boyfiend has already been ambushed by my buttfire and now my parents, me and my boyfriend are going to watch the game 6 of the Stanley cup. I am nice and fuled and it should make for a nice couple hours. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Jun 16, 2011 2:08:55 GMT -5
Kim I got you tonight.
Kim was here to babysit my Sons for a little while earlier. They were in bed when I got home about 9:30 and Kim was reading on the floor lying on her front reading and I crouched over her head and fired a bomb.
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT
She never saw it coming. ;D ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 16, 2011 7:06:27 GMT -5
Kim I got you tonight. Kim was here to babysit my Sons for a little while earlier. They were in bed when I got home about 9:30 and Kim was reading on the floor lying on her front reading and I crouched over her head and fired a bomb. BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT She never saw it coming. ;D ;D LOL! LMAO! ;D |
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Post by Classicblast on Jun 17, 2011 0:06:03 GMT -5
The only thing crazier than being born into that family is marrying into it. hahaha.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 19, 2011 17:36:49 GMT -5
About 3 hours ago I blasted a long loud BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATT It was a good 4 or 5 seconds. That made my mom and my grandma kind of unhappy. My dad and my brother thought it was funny my boyfriend just rolls his eyes and says "arent I lucky?"
Well Adam you are lucky no matter how bad it stunk. ;D
Ok Im a goof
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Post by Kimm on Jun 22, 2011 17:54:51 GMT -5
This just happened a few seconds ago.
I just blew a long loud one. My mom looks over and goes "Im not coming over there." My dads laughing histrionically and clapping his hands.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jun 24, 2011 16:35:55 GMT -5
I did one in the living room last night. My parents were watching an episode of 'Deadiest Catch' that my dad had recorded earlier in the week while I was reading a book. I had to fart, so I leaned over on the couch, and I let off a 4 second long BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT! My mom, who was sitting on the same couch as me, said, "If you're going to keep sh!tting yourself, go sit somewhere else!" It soon began to reek, so my mom got up from where she was sitting and sat beside my dad. "Hopefully I'll be out of the line of fire if I'm over here." she said.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 25, 2011 11:41:58 GMT -5
Haha! I ambush my mom all the time she doesnt think its too funny. My dad does though in fact,
I just blasted off twin poppers.
BBBPPLLLAATTTTTTTT..............BBBPPLLAAAATTTTT.
My dad goes "Uh oh Kimber is on the attack."
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Post by Kimm on Jul 7, 2011 18:40:33 GMT -5
I ambushed my dad yesterday. I was standing behind his chair to jointly read an article. Well I felt a big one coming and I turned around and let off
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "That was an ambush Kim!" I go "Yeah it was."
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Post by Kimm on Jul 20, 2011 17:42:44 GMT -5
True love is never having to say excuse me. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 20, 2011 20:33:56 GMT -5
LOL! nothing says "I love you " more than a fart in the face. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 21, 2011 2:43:53 GMT -5
LOL! nothing says "I love you " more than a fart in the face. ;D Ask Classic why he never lets me go up a ladder first. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 23, 2011 11:18:57 GMT -5
haha
About an hour ago my mom had a hose to water flowers and bushes in the back yard.
I walked up and said how nice the flowers smell and I blew a long loud fart.
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "you little beotch!" And sprayed me with the hose.
My dad looks out the window and goes "Whats all the commotion?" I go "I farted so mom hosed me down."
My mom goes "You have bad manners and your farts stink!"
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