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Post by Beangirl on Jun 29, 2010 21:27:19 GMT -5
There was a guy on farts.com who's signature was. " A fart ain't nothing but a turd honking for the right away. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jun 30, 2010 21:21:35 GMT -5
I should get my dad to take my picture tonight Ive been blowing big ones. The thing is I did not know I was getting my picture taken that time but I sure ripped loud because I remember that. But any picnic kind of means me farting a lot and loud. Making my parents embarrassed and making everybody else laugh.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 7, 2010 15:08:30 GMT -5
I can remember one Christmas my dad was videotaping my mom, grandparents, and I opening presents, making dinner, and playing Guesstures (a version of charades). It was my turn, and as I was setting up the charade cards, I ripped a fart that did not smell too good. After I farted, I announced to everyone right on tape, "I just blew a really bad fart over here." while giggling and fanning my hand behind me. ;D I should look for that tape.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 9, 2010 19:41:20 GMT -5
I annoyed my dad about an hour ago. I sort of pointed my butt in his direction when I walked by his chair and let off a medium loud but long
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "Kimmmmmmmmmm." I go "What? I always fart. that bothers you?"
My dad goes "no I dont mind you farting but sending it right at me bothers me." I go "well at least its not bothering my stomach now."
My dad rolled his eyes but laughed. It smelled pretty bad too. tee hee.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 8, 2010 18:28:19 GMT -5
Nice fried chicken for lunch today.
My butt has been loaded for bear too. ;D
I walked in the living room and paused for a second next to my dads chair and
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad whacked me in the butt with his magazine and goes "Get that thing moving." It didnt matter though because the air already had my initials written all over it.
Then a few minutes later I was on the window seat I go "shhhh!" I put the tv on mute and I let off 2 twin poppers
BBBBPPPLLLAATTT.................BBBBPPPLLLAAATTT
My mom goes "you're just so ladylike Kim!" Actually I am though. I fart a lot but I am pretty much girly girl other than that.
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Aug 9, 2010 7:12:12 GMT -5
Does your dad ever fart back at you?
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 9, 2010 19:02:15 GMT -5
Does your dad ever fart back at you? Ha! My dad did. ;D I was showing him that Family Guy fartactular video on youtube. A few minutes later he ripped one in the kitchen.  |
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Post by Classicblast on Aug 10, 2010 1:29:47 GMT -5
I never knew how generations of family fun can be provided through farting before I married into this family.
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Aug 10, 2010 23:11:54 GMT -5
Legend has it you were the first one to fart in front of your wife though (that story's been told a few times)
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 11, 2010 2:44:32 GMT -5
That's true and he got much more than he bargained for.  |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 12, 2010 10:53:36 GMT -5
Does your dad ever fart back at you? I out gas all of my family at least 5 to 1. ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Aug 25, 2010 21:32:58 GMT -5
Does your dad ever fart back at you? Very rarely do my parents fart back at me, because I pretty much have them beat. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 27, 2010 20:19:45 GMT -5
 Its clearly demonstrated in this picture Im the queen in my family. "clearly" tee hee hee. ;D there's a double entendre. I farted twin poppers about an hour ago I smiled and said "pressure." I lifted a cheek and BBBPPPLLAATTT.........BBBPPLLAATTT My mom goes "I really hope that doesnt stink!" Actually that time it didnt. |
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Post by dannyboy on Sept 26, 2010 11:31:24 GMT -5
That image is about too familiar to me.
Today might have been the worst. I put a new elbow under the kitchen sink so I had the two doors under the sink open and I lay on the floor with my head inside the doors to replace the elbow.
Kim the girl you all admire for being so hot comes up steps over me and goes "hey Dan" Then squats down with her ass about 2 feet from me and fires a long loud a bomb that set 6.3 on the Richter scale. It was at least 5 or 6 seconds long.
Then she wiggles her butt and waves it downward to really run the score up.
I was choking and coughing.
My dad and mom come in from the deck to see what all the commotion is. I guess they thought what I was working on went bad and I was swearing about that.
I said "nothing unusual she just blew a fart in my face!"
Kim says "Oh yeah I sure did." It reeked bad. My mom starts yelling at Kim for hot bad it stinks and how rude it was to do that in my face.
My dad hugs her and says "thats 5 points for the girl. And she wins this round,"
Now that you know my family you can understand why I'm not quite right.
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Post by Kimm on Sept 26, 2010 14:42:01 GMT -5
 Does this look familiar Dan? I wanted to tell this story but its just as well Im surprised youd admit how I so owned you. It was a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Too~ Yeah it was a stinker too. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 27, 2010 22:32:38 GMT -5
LOL! Too Funny ;D ;D It was my big brother who always did the dutch oven to me when I crawled in his bed for comfort as a little girl.Its nice to know we sisters win for a change.
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Post by angel607 on Sept 27, 2010 23:40:47 GMT -5
that is what you call a kodak moment lol. I loved the picture. I try and fart with my video camera on and make a video of it. I say the louder the better.
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 29, 2010 2:49:41 GMT -5
We kind of always tormented our Family. Once my Dad said to Kim and I he was going to strap us to the seat with our butts out the Sunroof for the ride home.
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