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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 4, 2010 20:23:54 GMT -5
That picture is too funny. There were quite a few times when I would let off some fart bombs in the car and my parents threatened to make me walk home if I kept stinking up the car. One of my friends has also said that to me.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 10, 2010 10:14:05 GMT -5
I stunk it up a few minutes ago. A sbd that burned my butt. I started giggling, My dad goes "She farted! Thats the only time you laugh that way. A few seconds later my mom goes "HOLY SHT KIM!"
I am going to have more of that at the carnival today too.
Extra. My boyfriend just called my dad goes "are you coming to pick up your windbreaker?"
Well, I fart a lot and always have. Its just the way I am.
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 10, 2010 11:13:27 GMT -5
A couple days ago I was in the kitchen with my mom reorganizing the cupboard where we keep plastic food storage containers. We were having trouble trying to find a container that fit a lid, so I was standing on a chair in front of the cupboard so I was eye level to the top shelf, and my mom was standing beside me handing me containers.
As I was standing there, I felt a fart coming, and I let off a couple SBDs, but did not say anything about it. A couple seconds later my mom smelled them and said, "Holy sh*t! Did you fart!" I started laughing, and my mom said, "You can put the rest of the containers away by yourself. I can't breathe in here" and she left the kitchen as I continued to laugh.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 15, 2010 19:07:23 GMT -5
I farted right on my boyfriends arm today.
He was painting a pole and I walked up put my butt against his arm and ripped.
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
He laughed actually and said "this pole isnt even finished and its going to rust already.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 7, 2010 12:18:38 GMT -5
Just about 2 minutes ago I lifted a cheek and
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My boyfriend goes "I felt the bench vibrate," My dad goes "she ambushed you Adam." I said "Hey I had to fart and I just refuse to hold it."
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Post by Kimm on Nov 12, 2010 1:58:15 GMT -5
Haha
I just pealed off a BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
And it stinks like a sewer. My mom goes "youre gross" I was postint with Angel607 on facebook and telling her about it.
My mom sees it and goes "Why are you sharing this information online?" I go "Because youre the only one who heard and smells that and you taught me to share"
My mom is extremely angry with me right now but shell get over it in a few minutes.
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Post by Kimm on Nov 19, 2010 16:55:31 GMT -5
I just blew 3 farts in a row. BBBPPLLAATT....BBBPPPLLAATT.....BBBPPLLAAATTT My mom goes "Get your stinky ass away from me!"
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Post by Kimm on Dec 10, 2010 11:01:33 GMT -5
I just texted my mom to tell her I farted. She replied Ill delay getting home a few minutes. ;D
Ill save an encore for her anyway. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Dec 17, 2010 1:02:21 GMT -5
I literally just farted over my parents faces.
I put a 5 step ladder behind the couch to change a light bulb, I changed it but I also had a fart brewing so I stuck my butt right above my parents and blew a
BBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTT.
My mom got so mad she punched my ass. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Dec 19, 2010 20:58:21 GMT -5
My mom got mad at me today. She was in the kitchen making some banana nut bread, and I was sitting on one of the hard kitchen stools eating, when I had to fart. I let off a BBBBBLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT! No more than a minute later, it smelled like a sewer backed up. She was mixing up the ingredients and when she smelled it she said, "Oh Jesus! That stinks! Now the banana bread is going to smell like sh*t!" I was laughing, and she called out to my dad in the living room, "A sewer just backed up in the kitchen!" My dad said, "I know! I heard it."
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Post by Classicblast on Dec 20, 2010 1:46:39 GMT -5
Fartinggurl, are you sure you're not related to my in laws?
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Post by Kimm on Jan 8, 2011 12:18:28 GMT -5
Fartinggurl, are you sure you're not related to my in laws? Its nice to know theres a few more like us. |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 20, 2011 17:56:38 GMT -5
Today I was home this afternoon and I had a lot of air in my tummy.
I blew a long BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
I started giggling and a minute or two later I had twin poppers
BBPPPLLAAAAAATTT................BBBBPPLLAATTTTTT
then a minute or so after that it was four or five BBBBBPPPLLAAAAAATTTT
My dad goes "Kimmy stop blowing all those farts." My mom goes "I hope youre done finally I go "I think so but there could be more."
My mom goes "Im sure theres more." My dad goes "She can always fart more you know that by now."
It smelled bad my mom squeezed her nose and said "I have such a lovely daughter."
My dad actually kind of hugged me and says "That is for sure. With or without gas." ;D
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Post by dinin on Feb 21, 2011 23:53:56 GMT -5
Today I was home this afternoon and I had a lot of air in my tummy. I blew a long BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT I started giggling and a minute or two later I had twin poppers BBPPPLLAAAAAATTT................BBBBPPLLAATTTTTT then a minute or so after that it was four or five BBBBBPPPLLAAAAAATTTT My dad goes "Kimmy stop blowing all those farts." My mom goes "I hope youre done finally I go "I think so but there could be more." My mom goes "Im sure theres more." My dad goes "She can always fart more you know that by now." It smelled bad my mom squeezed her nose and said "I have such a lovely daughter." My dad actually kind of hugged me and says "That is for sure. With or without gas." ;D ohh my gosh kim, I don't think I ever heared of a girl who farts like that in my life. the girls I know practicly never fart. ( at least in public ) and I don't have any sisters. |
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 22, 2011 13:19:29 GMT -5
Today I was home this afternoon and I had a lot of air in my tummy. I blew a long BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT I started giggling and a minute or two later I had twin poppers BBPPPLLAAAAAATTT................BBBBPPLLAATTTTTT then a minute or so after that it was four or five BBBBBPPPLLAAAAAATTTT My dad goes "Kimmy stop blowing all those farts." My mom goes "I hope youre done finally I go "I think so but there could be more." My mom goes "Im sure theres more." My dad goes "She can always fart more you know that by now." It smelled bad my mom squeezed her nose and said "I have such a lovely daughter." My dad actually kind of hugged me and says "That is for sure. With or without gas." ;D ohh my gosh kim, I don't think I ever heared of a girl who farts like that in my life. the girls I know practicly never fart. ( at least in public ) and I don't have any sisters. Well then.. let me introduce you to The Blast sisters. ;D The loudest,longest,stinkiest and most Purty'est dang farter's in the Universe.  |
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Post by johnb1 on Feb 22, 2011 15:09:33 GMT -5
I can safely say that whenever the Blast Sisters were made-they broke the mold, and that goes for Beangirl and Kimm
too. Heck, they probably shattered it themselves. My mom isn't as tolerant of me cuttin'the cheese. She was proud of me for babysitting and not letting one go. She even said "well, now that you aren't farty, we can have you over for dinner". Yeah, parents, eh-they love you no matter what...still, I catch hell when I fart-nothin'new about that-even in the car. My mom asks me -if you feel one comin', open the window, and I tell her-if I knew one was comin', I would, but it's hard to trust a fart... yes, I have a sister, but she has yet to fart that I know of-maybe when she was carrying
her kids, but after that...nothing.....
still gassy after all of these years
John B
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Post by dinin on Feb 22, 2011 21:13:11 GMT -5
its about time cliches about girls not farting were blown away :-)
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Post by Kimm on Mar 6, 2011 23:36:03 GMT -5
John and dinid youre being real sweet here. Thanks
I like to think that theres none molded after me. ;D
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