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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 25, 2011 21:21:14 GMT -5
LOL! nothing says "I love you " more than a fart in the face. ;D Ask Classic why he never lets me go up a ladder first. ;D I remember that story, but we want Classic post it. ;D |
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Post by Classicblast on Jul 26, 2011 19:41:08 GMT -5
Ask Classic why he never lets me go up a ladder first. ;D I remember that story, but we want Classic post it. ;D I think its because I climb ladders much faster and don't have much patience to wait while others climb it first. If there's some other reason, I think I remember another reason. Oh yeah I got ambushed in the face four or five times. |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 28, 2011 19:16:52 GMT -5
^ Ahhh, no, you climbed behind Blastgirl in your attic and she blew 5 or 6 farts in your face and laughed while you got annoyed. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 10, 2011 18:56:03 GMT -5
I just walked in the room and blew three farts in a row
BBBPPLAATTT...........BBBPPLLLAATT............BBBPPLLAATTT
My mom goes "that butt of yours never shuts up" I just giggled. In a few moments it reeks my dad brings his shirt over his face and goes "raw gas out your tailpipe Kim!"
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Post by Classicblast on Aug 11, 2011 1:55:59 GMT -5
More than three at my house a little bit ago.
Obviously we have kids who have a bed time so everyone met here for a while.
So my beloved wife and her sister had a little too much ice cream.
There's what happens next
Loud fart from Blastgirl. About a moment later a louder fart from Kim
Blastgirl:I farted first, she farted second.
Kim: She farted first I farted second.
Blastgirl. Hers smells bad but mine smells worse.
Kim: Hers was loud but mine was louder.
Then they give eachother 5 hug and shout "Girl power!"
I love my wife and my in-laws. My father-in-law was quite impressed with his daughters, his better half didn't find it quite as funny.
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 11, 2011 10:35:12 GMT -5
LOL! Just curious Classic. Do your boys like the farting? As a young kid I remember how much fun it was to cut one in front of adults. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 11, 2011 21:12:21 GMT -5
Ha! We ambushed you for sure, Classic!
Im still tooting. I did just have ice cream though. ;D
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Post by Antonio on Aug 12, 2011 1:01:49 GMT -5
LOL! Just curious Classic. Do your boys like the farting? As a young kid I remember how much fun it was to cut one in front of adults. ;D Oh no not in my household farting infront of adults was off limits especially at the diner table was liable for a spanking. |
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 12, 2011 10:44:28 GMT -5
LOL! Just curious Classic. Do your boys like the farting? As a young kid I remember how much fun it was to cut one in front of adults. ;D Oh no not in my household farting in front of adults was off limits especially at the diner table was liable for a spanking. LOL! On my mom's side of the family it was forbidden. Don't even try it. >:(My dad's side was a different. Being from the Ozarks it was entertainment.  |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 13, 2011 10:09:06 GMT -5
I loved farting in front of adults when I was growing up. Farting in school was awesome.
I just breakfast farted in front of my parents. ;D
So Im at the table eating cereal and my tummy informs me that I have to fart. You know that bloat that shifts downward. I didnt know it was going to be this funny. I lifted a cheek and blew about 20 machine gun farts.
BPLAT..BPLAT...BPLAT...BPLAT...BPLAT...BPLAT..BPLAT....
I just giggle hysterically, my mom goes "Gross KIMMMMM!" My dad goes "Kimmy farts us a 21 gun salute. Feel better Kimmy?" I go "Yup."
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Aug 18, 2011 11:08:39 GMT -5
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 19, 2011 10:00:02 GMT -5
It was fun "If" some other classmate farted. Me? not so much.  Not saying I didn't cuz I did. It nearly took out my entire 6th grade class. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 19, 2011 12:17:44 GMT -5
Yeah its a bit ironic. I love how the generation ahead of mine reacts. My dads friends were like "holy sh/t" when I kept farting. My dad goes "you havent heard nothing. |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 20, 2011 22:23:47 GMT -5
ha bowling tonight. I got up to the line and blew 3 farts in a row
BBPPLAATT..........BBPPLLAATT.............BBPPLLAATTT..................
I turned around and giggled, my brother, my boyfriend and my friend and everybody laughs and my boyfriend goes "roll that thing before you sh/t your pants."
It reeked too. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 27, 2011 11:11:55 GMT -5
Lol. Ok I just did twin poppers.
BBBPPLLLAAATTT...................BBBPPPLLLAATTTT
My dad chuckles and goes "Kimmys butt ASSploded."
My mom goes "Kim! This room stinks and its all your falut!" I go "Yeah it is."
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 28, 2011 10:57:08 GMT -5
My farts lately sound like either an elephant stampede or a bunch of ducks crossing the street.  |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 28, 2011 13:53:04 GMT -5
I just ripped a big fart BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTT. I go "That felt good." My dad goes "I cant imagine even hurricane Irene being any stronger a wind than what comes right out of your butt.
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Beangirl I know what you mean the duck quack farts. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 28, 2011 14:47:41 GMT -5
Another story.
Im over here at my computer and I lifted a cheek and grunted a bit my dad goes "uh oh"
My butt goes BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
My dad laughs and goes "that was a good one." Well it stinks now and my mom walks in my dad goes "You might not want to come in here, Kimmy ripped as$ again." My mom gets a whiff of it and slaps me on the back of the head and goes "Fart head!" ;D
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