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Post by Kimm on Sept 10, 2011 9:45:55 GMT -5
I am super gassy today.
This morning Ive had the best kinds of farts. The kind that is nice and loud lasts about 3 seconds and, Ive been doing it about every few minutes.
Im like "I gotta fart."
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT
My mom "Kimmmmmmm stop blowing farts!!!!!"
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Post by Kimm on Sept 11, 2011 15:50:41 GMT -5
I just blew a big one.
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
My dad goes "Damn Kimmy that was a bomb." I go "hey I had to fart and Im not about to hold that one back."
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Post by Kimm on Sept 17, 2011 12:04:46 GMT -5
I just blew a big one. BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT My dad goes "Damn Kimmy that was a bomb." I go "hey I had to fart and Im not about to hold that one back." This is like me or Blastgirl. |
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 18, 2011 12:07:15 GMT -5
LOL! I'll bet my dad wished elavators had sliding glass doors when I ambushed him in Arkansas. ;D
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Post by Classicblast on Sept 18, 2011 23:54:01 GMT -5
This lady is just like Blastgirl and Kimm. Just like. Then she lets out another one and says "Enjoy it again." This is eerily similar to our house. She even has the southern drawl my bride and her sister have.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 19, 2011 12:39:43 GMT -5
Awe..... Christmas with The Blasts. How touching and smelly. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Sept 21, 2011 0:50:10 GMT -5
Awe..... Christmas with The Blasts. How touching and smelly. ;D Yeah. We are a motley crew. |
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Post by Phil on Sept 29, 2011 13:34:32 GMT -5
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Post by Kimm on Sept 29, 2011 23:08:09 GMT -5
I just linked that to my facebook page. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Sept 29, 2011 23:21:57 GMT -5
Haha. I just did a squeaker it sounded like a balloon deflating.
My mom goes "One of these days Im going to stick a cork up your ass!"
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Post by Kimm on Oct 29, 2011 16:35:40 GMT -5
A few minutes ago I released a dense SBD.
My dad comes into the living room and goes "Hoollyyeeee Shiotttt Kim you farted!"
I go "Yep I sure did."
My mom shouts in "Kiimmm did you fart!" my dad goes "YES SHE DID! She farted and its ripe!"
My mom goes "What happened to being proud of your daughter?" My dad goes "I am proud I just cant breathe."
Its hysterical
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Post by Kimm on Nov 15, 2011 2:35:06 GMT -5
My dinner was pizza with onions and green peppers and Ive been blowing some monster farts ;D
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Post by Kimm on Nov 18, 2011 17:13:27 GMT -5
My mom and I walked out of K mart and were about to get in the car and I go listen to this, and I farted. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTT My mom goes "good Lord!" Some other people heard and were laughing. Then once we got in the car we realize it followed me in. My mom goes "Gross its still in your pants you stinky little broad!"
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Post by Kimm on Dec 15, 2011 22:34:50 GMT -5
A couple days ago I blew 3 strong farts in a row
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "KIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" I laughed hard. My dad walks in and goes "Kimmy only laughs that hard if she farted!" I go "Yep, I blew 3! all in a row.
It was foul too. My dads gets a whiff and goes "Im impressed." My mom has her shirt over her face and says "You compliment your daughter for having an ass that smells like a sewer?"
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Post by Kimm on Dec 17, 2011 21:36:53 GMT -5
I had one ready so I go "Shhhhh Listen to this" I lifted a cheek and I farted.
BBBBBPPPLLLAAATTTTTT dad goes "words of wisdom to live by from Kim."
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 18, 2011 20:46:19 GMT -5
We had pulled pork sandwiches and baked beans and bean salad at our cousin's party yesterday. I ripped a HUGE one on the way home on my dads Cadillac's leather seats. Just then the radar detector went off. Ha! We laughed and called it a "Fart detector" ;D
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Post by Kimm on Dec 20, 2011 1:44:32 GMT -5
We had pulled pork sandwiches and baked beans and bean salad at our cousin's party yesterday. I ripped a HUGE one on the way home on my dads Cadillac's leather seats. Just then the radar detector went off. Ha! We laughed and called it a "Fart detector" ;D Thats a great story. Fuming out the Caddy. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 8, 2012 11:04:28 GMT -5
No breakfast and lots of coffee. And that combination is awesome.
A few seconds ago I lifted a cheek and
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
it had to be at least 5 seconds.
My mom goes "totally gross KIMMMMMM!" Im like "Hey I had to fart and I didnt feel like holding it. My dads like "good one."
We just folded the towels my brothers concerned theyre all going to smell like fart. My brother moves the towels saying "I dont need the scent of my sisters ass to be what greets me when I finish a shower."
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