Aspergers?

[im_an_alien]

I swear we must have like 10 people here and in sodaplay who have it... like me.

[jesusaurus]

I do not but I know people that do.

[Blastgirl]

Does it impact your every move?

[Blix]

I pressed no, cause I dont think I do

[roflstunts]

Yes!

[scooterboo]

Yup!

[Phil]

What kinds of treatments do you have to have for Aspergers?

[roflstunts]

phil said:

What kinds of treatments do you have to have for Aspergers?

Since it's a disorder, it's hard to treat.

[Marty]

"Disorder" is really a technical term. I don't really think Asperger's Syndrome is truly a "disorder" for a lot of people who have it, not to say that it hasn't negatively impacted a lot of those same people.

I think "disorder" is best applied in the sense that it's not "normal."

BTW I have it.

[Mahnarch]

Ho-hum.

Aspergers is like ADD. It's a marketing scheme, made up by pharmacists and liberal doctors in order to understand overly hyper, or overly inactive kids.

It's made up. Period.
It's a fairy tale for white collar parents who don't want to be hands on with their kids.
"Oh, there's something wrong with him/her. Here, take this pill and go to your room."

If a kid really loves his toys, but just happened to down an entire box of Oreo's, he has ADD.

If a kid doesn't really care about his toys, but just drank NyQuil, he has Aspergers.
(DON'T LOOK UP ASPERGERS IN WIKI!! IT'S WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO "HAVE" THE 'DISORDER', when they reallly suffer from Neurotic Epidermal and Realitical Development disorder.)

It's another reason for regular people who want attention to have a reason to get that attention.

It's the same as: "Ohhh! I'm suffering from Global Warming!"

Feed a kid correctly, instead of letting him wolf down cookies and crackers, chased with juicy juice, he won't have 'ADD'

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22133793-5006007,00.html
www.savageonlinestore.com/productDetails.jsp?catid=&sku=855

Feed a kid correctly and his energy level won't drop and he won't be striving to be different (i.e. - Aspergers)

A simple test.
Do you have Aspergers?
Look at the following site for more than 30 seconds.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Or, this image:



If you laugh, chuckle or chort even once....You don't have it.
If you don't laugh, chuckle or chort, you're just a dick.
Either way, you don't have Aspergers nor ADD - stop wasting your money and our time.

[jesusaurus]

Wha?! So are you saying everyone who says they had it is lying? I know people who have it so why don't you go tell them they can stop having a disorder because it doesn't exist.

Thanks for thinking I'm a dick btw

[scooterboo]

It's made up. Period.

Guess what, aids is made up too.

Sometimes being too much of a conspirest is bad for you.

[jesusaurus]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iHk5Iz_Q6c

Manarch= Limbaugh? just maybe...

[Geekthras (The Gizmo of Yore)]

mahnarch said:

Ho-hum.

Aspergers is like ADD. It's a marketing scheme, made up by pharmacists and liberal doctors in order to understand overly hyper, or overly inactive kids.

It's made up. Period.
It's a fairy tale for white collar parents who don't want to be hands on with their kids.
"Oh, there's something wrong with him/her. Here, take this pill and go to your room."

If a kid really loves his toys, but just happened to down an entire box of Oreo's, he has ADD.

If a kid doesn't really care about his toys, but just drank NyQuil, he has Aspergers.
(DON'T LOOK UP ASPERGERS IN WIKI!! IT'S WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO "HAVE" THE 'DISORDER', when they reallly suffer from Neurotic Epidermal and Realitical Development disorder.)

It's another reason for regular people who want attention to have a reason to get that attention.

It's the same as: "Ohhh! I'm suffering from Global Warming!"

Feed a kid correctly, instead of letting him wolf down cookies and crackers, chased with juicy juice, he won't have 'ADD'

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22133793-5006007,00.html
www.savageonlinestore.com/productDetails.jsp?catid=&sku=855

Feed a kid correctly and his energy level won't drop and he won't be striving to be different (i.e. - Aspergers)

A simple test.
Do you have Aspergers?
Look at the following site for more than 30 seconds.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Or, this image:



If you laugh, chuckle or chort even once....You don't have it.
If you don't laugh, chuckle or chort, you're just a dick.
Either way, you don't have Aspergers nor ADD - stop wasting your money and our time.

Thank you for insulting me, calling about half my family dicks and liars, and let's not forget pissing off a ton of people in this forum.

[Blastgirl]

I think a different approach needs to happen in this topic.

While it may have been a little harsh for Mahnarch to say that Aspargers is fake especially to Members who are being treated for it.

Replies like a burning middle finger are not exactly the right thing either.

Perhaps something more like
"In spite of what you may have read, Aspergers is very real and I live with it..."

The "If you don't laugh you're just a dick" was a joke I wouldn't take that seriously.

I am Catholic if I got offended by every not Religious Member who made a derogatory remark about organized Religion I would either be arguing with every Member every day or I'd be constantly too upset to participate in any sites at all.

Most general population Members say pro athletes are over paid. Trust me I have a Husband who is a pro athlete and he is not overpaid. Although you may read otherwise.

I don't show people the flaming middle finger if they say all pro athletes are over paid I think I would take a different approach by saying that a ten plus year veteran is only being paid a thin slice under seventy grand this year. There are numerous league Members who are getting half or less.
It is not like the Majors where even the average guys exceed a million a year.

[Mahnarch]

[Edited: Who gave me a flaming middle finger?!}

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I'm also guessing that McLovin is LisaNova?
[My godffather had Parkinson's. I know that Rush was being 'exagerative', but that was.....just nuts.]

I'm going to take a breather before I rage on this.

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I'm sorry, kids, but you've been tricked.
You don't actually need the toxins that your "doctors" say you do.

ADD is treated with Ritalin, but Ritalin causes heart murmers, strokes and hypertension in older specimen.

Taking manufactured drugs, period, is unhealthy!!!
I'm worried about your health - all of you!

Would you take a pill that smelled and tasted like asphalt, just because your doctor told you too?

Let's say:
You make your living by keeping a regular clientle.
"I'm a doctor, and a drug manufacturer comes into my office and says, "If you sell 'Lewasite-XR250', I will pay you $1 million a year."

Now, I have a $5 million house and I want to pay it off.
My wife also wants $2 million boobs...

I would tell ALL of my patients that they have "X", and need a prescription for 'X$" to cure it.

In fact, the three kids that saw your doctor before you, and the five after you also.....*dut-du-daaaaaah*.....ALSO HAVE ASPERGERS!!!

(Example)
Patient: "I'M BURNING UP!!!"
Doctor: "Here, take these 'Anti-Fire Pills'."
Doctor: (in his head): "Cha-chiiing!!!"

Just because your doctor tells you you have something obscure, doesn't mean you have 'X'.
It's common sense.
If your doctor told you that your left leg just fell off, would you trust him wiithout looking down

I don't want to see our next generation living on drugs that they don't need, when proper diets can handle the same damn thing!!

DOWN WITH MORPHINE! UP WITH BROCCOLI!!
UP WITH ORANGES!!! UP WITH BEEF!!! (No Vegans allowed. No meat leads to other problems. Humans are carnivores by nature.)

Bottom line: Aspergers. ADD. Asthma (really!), WhatsTheOtherOne....etc.
Someone, somewhere is making a profit. And YOU are getting sicker and POORER from it.

Doctors are not saints.
Saints are not doctors.

Guys - I don't want you to take these pills anymore.
If you want, I will send you Michael Savage's book - 'Healing Kids Naturally' - on me.

Just give me your address, in PM, and I will order it for you on Amazon.

I don't want the future of America to be doped up when they don't need to be!

[Think about this: Why aren't there any Zimbabwaeans who have 'Aspergers'? Why no Kosovans? Uzbekistanian? Oenians?..etc. It's only Americans. Only you?]

They are doping you up because... -John Asperger is raking in a fortune on his new 'investments'.

If you don't believe me, I have a bridge in Minnesota that I'm looking to get rid of, quick.
Recently 'remodeled'.

[jesusaurus]

mahnarch said:

(No Vegans allowed. No meat leads to other problems. Humans are carnivores by nature.)

No, you retard we're omnivores.

[Mahnarch]

True, as presented, but, the human body wasn't made to process plant life [i.e. - "When did I eat corn?"]

We CAN eat vegatables, but we were MADE to eat meat and meat by-products.
So, technically, we're carnivores.