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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 9, 2011 0:59:12 GMT -5
Ok so it happens like this. There's us at my Parents house. Me, my Sisters, my Brother and some of my Aunts and Uncles. Well Kim does her magic at least ten times. BBBPPPPLLLAAAAAATTTT. It gets quiet about an midnight. I'm on the wood window seat and I lift a cheek and there goes one of my best long loud this is what made me famous farts. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT It was a solid seven or eight seconds. My Mom wanted to be mad but she burst out laughing in spite of herself. Everybody just says "Damn." "I can not believe that came from your butt" And everything. My Dad says "Sorry KIM, Sara is still Queen of Farts"  Oh yeah it reeked something foul too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 9, 2011 19:04:24 GMT -5
;D I guess that makes Classic the King? ;D
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Post by angel607 on Jul 9, 2011 22:31:20 GMT -5
lmao loud ones the last long are the bomb. best kinda farts you can make.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 10, 2011 14:07:37 GMT -5
She might have me on hangtime but not on most often. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 25, 2011 20:53:29 GMT -5
While on vacation to NYC a couple weeks ago, my parents and I had just arrived back at the hotel after spending the day in the city, and we were on our way over to my grandparent's room to talk. While we were walking down the hallway I had to fart, so I stopped, and let rip a BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! It was at least 7 seconds long. I immediately started laughing like crazy, and when we reached my grandparent's room, my grandma saw me laughing, and she said to my parents, "Let me guess. She just farted?" My mom then proceded to tell my grandparents about how loud and long it was. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jul 29, 2011 12:16:30 GMT -5
I just blew a fart kind of like that. My mom is mad at me right now. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Oct 4, 2011 8:41:03 GMT -5
Lol. About two hours ago I come downstairs and let out 3 major farts in a row
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom was angry and disgusted she goes to my dad "Our daughter blew 3 big farts!" My dad goes "I heard them. She has mad skills." Yeah, it reeked and my mom started coughing and gagging.
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Post by Classicblast on Oct 17, 2011 0:42:30 GMT -5
The two of them were at their worst the other night.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 28, 2011 0:35:13 GMT -5
I just farted. It was a long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad and I were laughing hysterically. Mom mom comes in and goes "Whats going on?" My dad goes "She blew it! It was a big one."
I go "Yep I sure did."
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My mom goes "Ewww I smell it now!" I go "Thats good."
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Post by Demona on Oct 29, 2011 6:01:43 GMT -5
A few nights ago I was in the living room when it was time to cut one. Nothing impressive, just a little toot, but my dad told me I must be slipping because I can do better than that!
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Post by Kimm on Oct 29, 2011 15:56:09 GMT -5
A few nights ago I was in the living room when it was time to cut one. Nothing impressive, just a little toot, but my dad told me I must be slipping because I can do better than that! We all have a dud once in a while. If at first you dont clear the room fart fart again. ;D |
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Post by Demona on Oct 29, 2011 16:18:36 GMT -5
A few nights ago I was in the living room when it was time to cut one. Nothing impressive, just a little toot, but my dad told me I must be slipping because I can do better than that! We all have a dud once in a while. If at first you dont clear the room fart fart again. ;D I have to remember that quote...Kim is full of words of wisdom! |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 29, 2011 16:23:34 GMT -5
;D thanks.
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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 12, 2011 21:27:52 GMT -5
A couple weeks ago my parents and I were coming home from the movies, and I had to fart. I announced to my parents to listen, and it was just a little BLAT. My dad said, "That was lame." However a few seconds later it started to stink. My mom grabbed her nose said, "It might not have been very loud, but it sure stinks!"
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Post by Kimm on Nov 13, 2011 22:15:28 GMT -5
Haha. Flatulence is powerful! ;D
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Post by Kimm on Nov 24, 2011 21:38:13 GMT -5
Since Thanksgiving is about eating its also about farting. Ive been letting go a lot of long loud ones. Mashed potatoes and gravy make this holiday so much fun.
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 25, 2011 15:47:34 GMT -5
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Post by Kimm on Nov 25, 2011 16:47:56 GMT -5
Two new stories
I blew a fart while I was at the comp chair and it was BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLAAAATTTT
my dad was a few feet away goes "I heard that" I go "Thats good come smell it" My dad goes "Ill take a pass"
My mom comes home in a few minutes and I go "Mom let me show you what I saw on yourube" My dad goes "I wouldnt go in there she just blew a fart." I go "yep" my mom goes "I dont want to come and smell your stinky butt!"
A little later I go "Shh listen" I lifted a cheek and BBBBBBPPPPPLLLAATTT My mom goes "Gross" My dad comes over and gives me 5!
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