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Post by Kimm on Dec 15, 2011 22:41:57 GMT -5
This happened less than 5 minutes ago.
My grandparents are here and a few minutes ago I came into the kitchen and I farted twice
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAATT...............BBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAATTT
My grandpa goes "I heard that barking spiders!" I go "OH YEAH!" My grandma goes "They dont use pepsodent. My dad goes "Once again Kimmy cuts the cheese with twin poppers."
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Post by Kimm on Dec 22, 2011 15:44:14 GMT -5
My mom is watching the news and I walked by and said this is the most important thing youre going to hear today, I put my butt next to her chair and farted.
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
She put her foot on my ass and pushed me right over. lol
My mom kept kicking me in the ass and complaining that it stinks.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 26, 2011 22:18:00 GMT -5
About a half hour ago I was leaning on the kitchen counter and my mom was at the dishwasher. And I blew a long loud BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT It had to be at lest 6 seconds... My mom goes "KIIMMMMMMMM THATS SICKKKKKKKKK EEEWWWWWWWWWW"
My mom goes "Thats just sick" My dad comes in and goes "Whats all the commotion?
My mom goes "Frank, your daughter crap her pants. you should have heard the fart she just blew" My dad goes "I did hear it, and I was quite impressed. " Then my mom goes "Its gross Im not going to stay here and smell it"
My dad hugs me and goes "Im very proud of you Kimmy"
haha
My family is a mess.
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Post by Classicblast on Dec 27, 2011 1:24:08 GMT -5
You just figured that out now? |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 27, 2011 18:39:29 GMT -5
You just figured that out now? No just admitting it now. ;D Come over for dinner, Ill serve you something from the Dutch Oven. ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 27, 2011 19:45:46 GMT -5
You just figured that out now? No just admitting it now. ;D Come over for dinner, Ill serve you something from the Dutch Oven. ;D LOL! There is no 12-step program for farters. The meetings would stink.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 31, 2011 21:44:53 GMT -5
;D
Well a few minutes ago Kim and I were on the window seat and she farted BBPPLAATT
A few seconds later I farted, BBPPLLAATT
My Mom said "You two are not exactly the epitome of Ladylike Class."
Kim says "Yeah you're right we do stink pretty bad right about now."
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Post by Kimm on Jan 7, 2012 11:13:05 GMT -5
I came back from brunch a few minutes ago I walk in the door and as I was coming in I blew a mild fart. BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
My mom goes "I heard that! Dont bring your stinky butt near me" My dad goes "That was a good one Kimmy" My brother walks in and goes theres a lot of laughing going on. My mom goes "your sister just farted" My brother goes "Okay!" I dared him to come smell it but he declined.
We are weird I know
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Post by Kimm on Apr 8, 2012 22:08:21 GMT -5
So today at my Aunts house my aunt Barb farted, about a minute later I farted.
My dad goes "Ive been ambushed, first by my sister and then by my daughter."
A later I farted and me and my cousin Jenn and my brother were laughing. My aunt gets a whiff if it and goes "who did it?" I go "Me" about 5 minutes later Jenn leans over and farts. BBBPPLLAATTTT
My aunt Barb goes "That was definitely Jenn, I know the sound of my daughters ass blast anywhere" We all thought that was extra funny.
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Post by angel607 on Apr 10, 2012 23:48:45 GMT -5
kimm I think you have a great family to all love farts and have a great sense of humor about it.
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 14, 2012 14:00:21 GMT -5
kimm I think you have a great family to all love farts and have a great sense of humor about it. I was over there at the original homestead yesterday and my famous window seat. Well I leaned back and lifted a leg and let go a long loud butt cannon. BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT Kim said "even I'm impressed." My Mom said "I have the two most crass Daughters in the World." My Dad said "They bring a tear to our eyes, that's for sure." It was just so funny.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on May 3, 2012 2:58:05 GMT -5
How about this? |
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Post by Beangirl on May 3, 2012 12:54:09 GMT -5
LOLL! ;D
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Post by Phil on May 3, 2012 13:46:08 GMT -5
That was great.
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Post by Kimm on May 3, 2012 22:06:51 GMT -5
That reminds me of us. My sisters and me.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 9, 2012 14:36:54 GMT -5
I blasted off twin poppers
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTT.....................
.BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
I start laughing my mom goes "Not so nice Kimm"
My dad comes up and goes "I assume she blew a fart?" My mom goes "Yes" I go "I got 2 of them out."
My mom never thinks its as funny as the rest of us do.
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 10, 2012 12:02:45 GMT -5
That reminds me of us. My sisters and me. Pina Colada with rotton eggs! LOL ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 16, 2012 12:21:59 GMT -5
So I went to Memphis Thursday with my dad and my brother. We left late last night and stayed over and spent the day there and came home. We had Gus famous today and whooo do I ever have the farts right now.
My dads like "Well youre the one who was farting all the way home," I go "Not all the way just the last 3 hours. when the Guss dinner kicked in."
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