Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Mar 19, 2011 10:55:50 GMT -5
I just ripped a loud BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
My dad rolled out of his chair laughing. My mom goes "youre going to have to breathe and when you do youre going to choke."
My brother raised my hand for triumphantly. Ive farted on him thousands of times over the years he knows better than to challenge my @$$.
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Post by Demona on Mar 19, 2011 16:11:45 GMT -5
I ripped a good one a few minutes ago after getting up! It was really loud! My mom said, "That was a loud fart!"
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Post by Classicblast on Mar 22, 2011 0:57:21 GMT -5
I see it's universal practice. I thought I married into the only family who tormented their mom by farting hahaha.
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Post by dinin on Mar 22, 2011 21:29:42 GMT -5
LOL never saw that personnaly but I imagine its pretty funny.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 28, 2011 17:33:26 GMT -5
I had an egg salad today so Ive been blowing some stinkys.
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Post by Demona on Mar 28, 2011 23:30:52 GMT -5
I can't breathe right because I have a rotten cold now. However, when I cut a good one an hour ago, I still managed to gross myself out!
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 29, 2011 22:04:24 GMT -5
I can't breathe right because I have a rotten cold now. However, when I cut a good one an hour ago, I still managed to gross myself out! Ha! You know what they say about those "Nose healing vapors."  Cut one and clear sinus. ;D |
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Post by Classicblast on Mar 29, 2011 22:16:59 GMT -5
This just happened a few minutes ago Blastgirl says to me "Jeff, take a whiff." I know better than to just sniff hard. Then she takes off. I said "get back here." She said "I know its bad when I can't even stand my own."
Oh well.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 31, 2011 20:27:30 GMT -5
Ha ha Classic you got ambushed by my sis. I ambushed my dad about a half hour ago. I was sitting next to him at the kitchen counter and I reached for the news paper to my right and lifted my left butt cheek and I go "Guess what dad,"
He turned toward me and I let it go
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My dad goes "Id never have known."
Then it reeked. My dad pulls up his shirt and goes "damn Kim."
My mom comes in and goes "Theres a lot of laughing going on here." My dad goes "Dont breathe in," My mom goes "Ok, she blew!" I go "Yep I farted."
My dads like "you should have heard it it was great." My mom didnt want to know the details. ;D
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Post by dinin on Mar 31, 2011 22:02:26 GMT -5
LOL another classic family moment :-)
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