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Post by ho on Feb 22, 2011 21:05:46 GMT -5
Nice to meet you too, Dinin. How did you find us? Welcome to our boards. You will find we're willing to discuss just about everything here. hi there, was surfind the net and I types fart stories, just out of curiosity, and this one came on top of the google search :-) im actually french canadian but its nice to meet so many americans. I love the USA. |
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Post by dinin on Feb 22, 2011 21:10:08 GMT -5
ops, forgot to register before I replyed :-)
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Post by Classicblast on Feb 23, 2011 0:43:17 GMT -5
You've probably figured out by now Blastgirl is my wife and Kimm is her sister.
Welcome to the site please discuss whatever you wish.
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Post by dinin on Feb 23, 2011 17:25:03 GMT -5
You've probably figured out by now Blastgirl is my wife and Kimm is her sister. Welcome to the site please discuss whatever you wish. yes indeed, very nice to meet you classic. I read you were a happy father as well, congratulations for that. it must be quite special to live with sutch a ( healthy ) lady :-) i heared of guys who dumped their GF cause she farted too mutch, can you imagine? I certainly wouln't leave a hot girl who is nice just cause she farts. but on the other hand, well, its gotta be hard to handle if they are stinkers! but if they don't, who cares? to me its just an opportunity for laughter. ( plus it means I can fart too whenever I want, seems little but in a mariage having to excuse yourself everytime must get pretty tiresome. ) |
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Post by Classicblast on Feb 24, 2011 1:01:52 GMT -5
Hahaha I agree.
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Post by dinin on Feb 25, 2011 16:45:25 GMT -5
so how are the blast sisters these days?
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Post by Classicblast on Feb 25, 2011 23:33:52 GMT -5
One of then is only a few feet away watching TV. We saw Kimm a little earlier
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Post by dinin on Feb 26, 2011 15:18:36 GMT -5
do you always carry a can of fabreeze near you? :-)
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Post by Kimm on Mar 6, 2011 23:40:16 GMT -5
I had some smoked ham about 2 or 3 hours ago and my farts smell like a sewer.
I told my boyfriend this is going to give me gas, he goes "What doesnt give you gas?" I know he loves me.
I gassed out everybody a few minutes ago I just let off a Fssshhhht And in a matter of seconds a sewer. My mom got mad, my dad chuckled and pulled his shirt over his face. Im like "Oh yeah I farted."
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Post by angel607 on Mar 7, 2011 1:29:38 GMT -5
you guy's have the best fart stories I ever herd in my life. I wish I could fart like that but I have to eat something that makes me gassy. I know cheeseburger paradise made me fart alot but we don't have that in our area. I only know of the one in philly. or sometimes mcdonalds makes me fart.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 7, 2011 19:59:27 GMT -5
I know I fart a lot. I think its a good reputation but it embarrasses my mom sometimes when I just let it blow and admit/brag about it. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 7, 2011 23:23:05 GMT -5
I love farting. It always makes me laugh.When I am out of gas I just get out my "fart machine" grab the remote and let 'er ripppppp.. ;D
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Post by dinin on Mar 8, 2011 1:09:24 GMT -5
I know I fart a lot. I think its a good reputation but it embarrasses my mom sometimes when I just let it blow and admit/brag about it. ;D but its just so funny  a relaxed attitude like that is rare. its easier to feel confortable with someone like that. |
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Post by Kimm on Mar 12, 2011 0:22:17 GMT -5
Thanks.
This happened yesterday.
The front of our house is a steep hill to the sidewalk the lawn is I mean. The walk from the door slopes down and then as the hill is more steep theres about 8 steps to the sidewalk. I was talking to a few people who were on the sidewalk and I was sitting on the steps. Well I felt a blow coming on and I lifted a cheek and BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTT
This one kid Mark goes "Damn Kim that was sexy." His girlfirnd goes "Youre louder than Mark."
Mark goes "Illl admit to that that was awesome."
I cant stop laughing about that.
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Post by Blastgirl on Mar 12, 2011 4:18:21 GMT -5
Those steps are fun to fart on. I have a story like that too. I was on those steps. That was I was in high school that must have been 1994. Oh well it was a while ago. I was talking to two guys one was delivering news papers and the other one was just riding along with him on a bike to keep the paperboy company. (the other kid actually probably helped deliver the papers too but only one was the actual paperboy.)
They stopped and talked to me because the one liked me. And he was kind of cute but don't tell Classic I said that. He might get mad. ;D
Well we were talking and I thought I'd one cheek sneak but it was two good ones in a row
BBBPPLLLAATTTT.............BBBBPPPPPLLLAAATTTTT
We all laughed and I said "Mind if I fart?" They both said "No go ahead and do what you have to do." I farted on the second step that time, Kim, which step did you fart on yesterday?
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Post by Kimm on Mar 12, 2011 13:09:00 GMT -5
I farted on the second step that time, Kim, which step did you fart on yesterday? Im pretty sure it was the 3rd step because I had my feet on the 1st step so the 3rd or 4th. ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 12, 2011 17:58:52 GMT -5
Kim and Blastgirl's stories reminded me of something that happened when I was 12, and my parents and I had just moved into the house we currently live in. I was riding my bike with two boys from my neighborhood, who were brothers (one was a year younger than me, and the other was two years older than me), and I had just met them the week before.
We had been riding our bikes all day up and down the hill behind my house, which is actually a street built on the hill. At one point while we were on top of the hill about to ride down, the boy who was younger than me let off this somewhat loud fart and said, "Bombs away!" All three of us started laughing, and we rode down the hill. As we were riding down our street heading back to the hill, I had to fart and said, "Listen to this!" and let off this loud BBBBBBLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT! We all laughed again, and the older boy said, "Watch out for that low-flying duck!" which made us laugh again.
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Post by dinin on Mar 12, 2011 21:33:59 GMT -5
those are pretty funny stories, keep em coming :-)
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