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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 20, 2011 23:41:51 GMT -5
I had a quesadilla and nachos and cheese from Taco Bell the other night, along with some leftover frozen onion rings.
About an hour after dinner I was downstairs in the living room watching TV with my parents. I felt a fart coming, and I let it go without saying anything. It did not make any noise, but about a minute later it reeked. My mom held her nose, then said to me, "God damn, did you just fart?" I started giggling, and my dad said, "I guess that answers that question."
Then a couple minutes later I let off a couple BBBBBLLLLAAAATTTTTT! BBBBBBBLLLLAAAATTTTT! that also stunk. I annouced to my parents, "I feel much better." My dad said, "I'm glad you feel better, but my nose is burning."
A while later I let off another BBBBBLLLLAAAATTTTT! that did not smell great. My dad said, "Quit playing the horn in here." My mom got up from the couch, holding her nose, and said, "Maybe I'll watch TV later." ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jan 22, 2011 20:45:08 GMT -5
Tacos and onion rings make for a fun evening.
I remember getting the tack sh.ts at the movies and having the plop plop thing going and my mom knocks on the stall door and goes "taco sh!ts Kimmy!"
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Post by Blastgirl on Jan 23, 2011 4:00:09 GMT -5
I remember how Kim really embarrassed our other Sister at a Wedding party.
"She's taking a S.HIT!" tee hee hee.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 23, 2011 16:50:49 GMT -5
I remember. That was taco induced too. There was going ot be about a four hour span between the wedding of a cousin and the reception so me and Tammy and Blastgirl went to a taco stand.
During the dance Tammy goes "We better go to the ladys room" So she charges in and sits down she farted about 3 times and begins doing #2.
Well my other cousin comes in and goes "TAMMY ARE YOU IN HERE?" Tammy didnt answer so she asks again "Tammy? are you here?" So I go "SHES TAKING A SH!T!" Tammy goes "KIMMMMM!" half mad half laughing.
We got to our table my dad goes "Where were you three?" I go "We were waiting for Tammy, she took a crap." Tammy goes "Thanks for telling everybody Kim." I go "Is there anybody else you want told?
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Post by Classicblast on Jan 25, 2011 0:49:14 GMT -5
I remember how Kim really embarrassed our other Sister at a Wedding party. "She's taking a S.HIT!" tee hee hee. I remember that too. Hahaha. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jan 25, 2011 1:21:52 GMT -5
I love tacos and ironically I just a few minutes ago chased Classic out of the living room. I stood up and ripped a big long BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT and then waived it toward Classic with a news paper.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 1, 2011 18:43:56 GMT -5
I walked out of the living room and blew about 8 farts in a row step, BBPLLAA, step BBPPLAATT, step, BBPPLAATTT.......
My mom goes "Kimmmmmm! thats gross." my dad goes "Its a dance called the fartawaka"
A few moments later I came back in and could smell the aftermath of my deeds. My mom goes "you should call it the stinkatrapta?
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 2, 2011 11:04:34 GMT -5
Last night I was in the hallway talking to my dad with my butt facing his bedroom. I ripped a really long and loud one as were were talking. He said" OMG would you try and aim it somewhere else?" Then my cat Taylor walked into his bedroom and immediately ran back out. Both of us were cracking up. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 4, 2011 12:06:40 GMT -5
The cat came running out. That's funny.
I remember waking my Mom up by farting on the window seat ;D
Somehow nothing is as funny as a well placed fart.
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Post by Beangirl on Feb 4, 2011 20:35:11 GMT -5
The cat came running out. That's funny. I remember waking my Mom up by farting on the window seat ;D Somehow nothing is as funny as a well placed fart. Very true! I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom when I ripped a nasty egg salad fart.  I laughed so hard that I spit toothpaste all over the mirror. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Feb 6, 2011 16:07:04 GMT -5
About half hour ago I farted at waffle house a average BBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAATTT My mom and my brother thought I should say "excuse me" but I refused to.
It stunk too. On the way home I SBDd in the car and I go I smelled it right away I go "It stinks" My mom goes "Did you sh!t your pants again?" I go "Yep!"
It reeked. I was so proud of myself.
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Post by fartinggurl on Feb 7, 2011 23:01:18 GMT -5
The cat came running out. That's funny. I remember waking my Mom up by farting on the window seat ;D Somehow nothing is as funny as a well placed fart. I can remember not too long ago I accidentally locked my cat Seamus in the bathroom with me when I had to take a dump. After I finished up, washed my hands, and opened the door, he practically flew out of the bathroom.  I was cracking up! |
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Post by Blastgirl on Feb 8, 2011 3:22:47 GMT -5
I just farted a few minutes ago. Classic put his foot on my butt and pushed me off the bed. So I farted again right over him and decided to come lurk at Lewasite. The second one seemed to wake up the Dog. He was sleeping in his basket but perked right up when I blew the second BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATT
I'm rather pleased with myself right now.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 10, 2011 23:09:33 GMT -5
I just farted a few minutes ago. Classic put his foot on my butt and pushed me off the bed. So I farted again right over him and decided to come lurk at Lewasite. The second one seemed to wake up the Dog. He was sleeping in his basket but perked right up when I blew the second BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATT I'm rather pleased with myself right now. You have to keep guys like Classic in line once in a while. ;D I just really got my mom angry I blasted off a 4 second BBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLAATTTTTT Right in front of her. And it reeks. Onion soup is magic. ;D |
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Post by johnb1 on Feb 11, 2011 17:15:11 GMT -5
yes-onion soup is magic. the dry mix can be made into a very tasty onion dip
good with dill pickle potato chips or on a baked potato. Great for gas too
I think my mom's kinda ticked off at me-I dropped a 'bloomer'in her kitchen, and
now she wants me to stand outside if I feel one coming. If I'd have known ahead of time, fine, but if I don't, well, I guess I'll be eating outside.
Taco Bell, eh? can't forget that-I had the Volcano crunchwrap with the delux fries with the hot sauce on it. Talk about being hot, hot, hot. I had the gut aches and had a bit of trouble seeing afterwards. I thought I was gonna explode. It was my own fault too-I asked for trouble, and I got it. I didn't know which was worse, the $hits afterwards or the paint peeling industrial gas. I won't be eating there in a hurry
(a bloomer, btw is one where you let it off, and you think it's ignorable, when it turns into a cloud of horrendous stink with no warning)-sorta like an SBD on a timer
JB
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Post by Kimm on Feb 11, 2011 21:16:24 GMT -5
Today my mom my boyfriend, my brother and my boyfriends mom were together and I blew a fart a medium BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTT
My boyfriend goes "that was Kim!" and then my brother goes "That was Kim!" I go "that was me" We all chuckled my mom goes "Why do you brag about that its gross! not funny"
I go "Come on farts are funny." My boyfriends mom goes "Gross and funny."
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Post by dinin on Feb 21, 2011 23:48:53 GMT -5
hi there! pretty nice to find this forum, there are some pretty cool fart stories here, its pretty rare to find forums where people talk about it so candidly.
pretty nice to meet you all! those are pretty funny stories here, keep on posting.
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Post by Classicblast on Feb 22, 2011 1:57:56 GMT -5
Nice to meet you too, Dinin. How did you find us?
Welcome to our boards.
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