List

[Kimm]

www.ireallylikefood.com/702422420/top-ten-foods-that-make-you-fart/

My mom printed this list and goes "this is for you."

I go "I like everything on this list." ;D
My mom goes "I know thats why you fart a lot."

I guess beans would fall under Mexican food but I didnt see chicken wings on the list and they are at least in the top 3 I think.

Chicken wings followed by a milkshake and I end up blowing loud and stinky farts.

Wings are what make the most often, icecream for the loud.
The stinkiest come from eggs.

;D

[Beangirl]

Phew! cauliflower smells like a fart when you cook it. FYI While reading your list, I farted. It was the mountain dew.

[Blastgirl]

The bean and weenie casserole my Mom bakes. ;D I could never take a vow of silence if I eat that.

[Pumpkin]

Brussel sprouts.....Smells like a giant fart when cooking, then it smells even worse when it announces its departure from the body.

Oh, and those fiber bars, the 35% of your daily recommended fiber intake really light up my life. I went to put a box of those in the shopping cart at the grocery store and my wife tore the box out of my hand and said "NO!"

She knows better. My stomach swells up like a balloon on those bars and I rumble like a Harley being kick started and my farts stink like a rotting carcass.

[Kimm]

I had egg salad for lunch.

A little bit ago I was folding towels watching something on tv and I blew a sbd.

In a few seconds it reeked. My dad goes "who farted KIM!??"
I go "obviously you already know I did."

My mom heard about it but wasnt here to be suffocated. But I was ready again a bit later I leaned but it was silent again. I go "Ahhhhhhhh!" I fanned behind my butt and covered my nose. My mom goes "Geeezzz KIMMMMMM!!! You reek. SHE BLEW MORE FARTS!!!" I go "Yep I did.!"

My brother just quietly walked away but he covered his face with his shirt. ;D

This just happened I stood up and this time had some noise it was a Bleeetttshhhh

My mom goes "She farted again!" I go "Oh yeah."
my mom sprayed some glade in here.

My family just loves me. ;D

[Kimm]

That could be me and my sisters and our friends whenever we get together. ;D

[Blastgirl]

Just above, Kim would be the one in the blue suit, I would be the one on the yellow towel and Tammy (our other Sister) would be the one face down and right under fire. ;D

[Ordinaryguy]

Lol, poor Tammy...

[Kimm]

Aug 18, 2010 0:14:04 GMT -5 Ordinaryguy said:

Lol, poor Tammy...

She deserves it though. In fact I feel some brewing I promise the members of lewasite I will fart on Tammy on Aug 20, 2010. She needs to be kept in line. She does dizzy things and dates dumb guys.

[Phil]

lol Kimm. Well did you?

That picture does look like the way you describe your family's reaction.

[johnb1]

#1 and #2 kinda remind me of the Volcano Crunchwrap and Fries Supreme I had at Taco Hell. I was sweating a lot an hour afterwards and I flat out told my mom, I"m feeling burbulent, please get me home. Luckily nothing happened at
the concert I had to play at a senior's lodge, but I'm glad I got home in time. Loud n' Lethal industrial gas followed by
a visit to the can. Something rotten this way went.....
JB

[Kimm]

I had some extra hot wings. And theyre kicking in. My mom goes "youre going to be on the toilet the rest of the day." Thats not true though. The only thing that goes through me violently is Chinese or India cuisine.

[fartinggurl]

I like all the foods mentioned on that list, though I'm surprised that Chinese food is not mentioned. That's one food that gets me really farting, but onions, especially onion rings, really make me fart. When I eat onion rings or anything with onions, there will be a storm brewing for at least two days.

[Beangirl]

Yeah! I love onion rings. Those are some of the foulest and nasty smelling farts I have ever created. They crack me up the moment I smell one. Lethal.

[fartinggurl]

Aug 27, 2010 20:05:29 GMT -5 Beangirl said:

Yeah! I love onion rings. Those are some of the foulest and nasty smelling farts I have ever created. They crack me up the moment I smell one. Lethal.

They do give me pretty lethal farts. When my parents know that I've had onion rings, they make me stay in my room so they don't have to suffer. ;D

[Kimm]

Onions are great fart makers. I agree about Chinese too. Chinese will put me on the toilet and clean me right out!

I mentioned I had to ducer and just before I got into the bathroom my brother pulled me back and went in. When he came out he goes "I had to pee real fast and I wasnt about to go in there after youve dropped one of your cosmic duces."

But that was last night. This afternoon I walked up to him and farted on his arm. Nothing huge just an average fart and reminded him that was for pulling me back last night.

[Beangirl]

I had a bean and cheese burrito and a peanut butter malt for dinner on Tuesday night. By morning? It was on! I dropped a real deadly deuce. My dad was in his room and I said to him. I am going out to run some errands. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for about 12 years. He started laughing. ;D

[fartinggurl]

On Monday after the Labor Day meal, I really had to take a dump. I went upstairs to my bathroom with a magazine and let off a real nasty dump. When I came back downstairs to the living room where my parents were sitting, the magazine in my hand, I told them, "I just finished up some paperwork upstairs, and I feel much better." My mom said, "Thanks for the warning." ;D