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[Kimm]

This just happened about an hour ago. My boyfriend me and my parents were having breakfast
We were on a patio and I lifted a cheek and blew 3
BBBPPLLAATTT...........BBBPPLLAATTT.....BBBPPLLAATTT

My boyfriend goes "you always get the noisy chair" My mom goes "No Kimmy has a noisy butt!" My dad goes "Mrs Buttfire over here, keep your stinky butt over there."

Just now I stood up and blew twin poppers.
BBBBLLLLLAAAAATTTT..................BBBPPLLAATTTTTTTTTT

My boyfriend goes "Niccee!"

[Kimm]

ps My mom just walked by and goes "eawwwww! KImmmmmm! You farted!" I go "yep. I sure did."

[fartinggurl]

I just farted a foul-smelling BBBLLLLAAAATTTTT! a couple minutes ago. However I'm in my bedroom, so I'm the only person who can smell it.

[Beangirl]

I ripped a real stinker in the Wine & Spirits aisle at CVS Pharmacy. "Care for some cheese to go with your wine?" ;D