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Apr 18, 2009 1:51:18 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Apr 18, 2009 1:51:18 GMT -5
Now, there's a term I haven't heard in about 15 years.
And, I do plan on punching a Senator or 100!
Also, after my 8 years are over: I plan to return to the private sector, driving truck, and; if I hear that my replacement is trying to remove any of my mandates I will drive to D.C. during his speech. Walk up to the side (where Secret Service stands). Hand my jacket to the nearest S.S. agent as he welcomes me back. Tell him that I'm going to kick the new POTUS's butt. Walk out, on stage. Get a huge applause. And punch the living crap out of the POTUS on camera.
When I leave, everyone in the U.S. will love me.
No one will think to prosecute me.
I'll hold 'grandfather authority' for life.
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Jersey:
We need a vid of you stepping on a bathroom scale.
Just show your feet, the scale and your voice.
0 on the scale. You step on. 300 +/-
If you run in '24 I want to be your VP!
[You're 20, now?]
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Apr 18, 2009 13:10:50 GMT -5
Post by Jersey on Apr 18, 2009 13:10:50 GMT -5
I'm about to turn 22. And I'll see about that video. Would a photo work? I wouldn't cheat. |
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Surgery
Apr 18, 2009 15:32:08 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Apr 18, 2009 15:32:08 GMT -5
We need to see the dial spin - otherwise it don't count!
...wait a minute.....you could be holding a 150lb sack on your shoulders that we wouldn't be able to see...
O.K. I'll accept a picture.. or a drawing. ;D
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Surgery
Apr 18, 2009 20:52:30 GMT -5
Post by Classicblast on Apr 18, 2009 20:52:30 GMT -5
Jersey 300? You're a big man. I could tell by your pictures you're a big guy but you're even bigger than I thought.
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Apr 18, 2009 22:15:25 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Apr 18, 2009 22:15:25 GMT -5
I think Jersey's User name should be changed to "Jersey 300", instead.
It'll instill fear/intimidation into all those who reside here now (except me, of course) and cause panic in those who dare enter in the future.
....of course, we don't want to scare off all the hot girlies that may come here before they get to know Jersey's tender side.
But, I bet Jersey could pummel ETK in 3 seconds if they met face-to-face.
Minus Jersey's surgery recovery.
With what I know of Jersey, public and private: He's the man for the job that I require in 2012.
Hands down.
....did everyone know he picks his pickles off his hamburgers before he eats them!
I saw that when I flew out to see him last week, during a private meeting!
I'm not supposed to mention the private meeting,,,,so don't say anything!!
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