dear abby fart story!

[Demona]

CLASSMATES HEAR SOUR NOTE WHEN GIRL TOOTS HER HORN

DEAR ABBY: The other day in one of my classes, our teacher was discussing a rather delicate subject, and we were all laughing. I really needed to pass gas, but was trying to hold it in.
Well, our teacher made a comment that sent me over the edge, and I let out a long, loud fart. Everyone in the class heard it.

I know I shouldn't be so thin-skinned, but the comments the other students made were extremely hurtful and embarrassing, and I wanted to curl up and die. I'm capable of laughing at myself, but the comments my classmates made were not the kind that I could easily laugh along with.

Please, Abby, how do you deal with a situation like this? -- FRAGRANT FLOWER IN KANSAS

DEAR FRAGRANT FLOWER: What happened to you has happened to everyone at one time or another. The way it's usually handled is by trying to ignore it, or by pointing to someone else and asking, "Did YOU expel gas?" However, since you were caught dead to rights and there was no escaping it, my advice is to just let the episode blow over.

[Blastgirl]

That's a silly thing to write to Dear Abby about.

Let the episode "Blow over." ;D

[Beangirl]

" Did you expel gas?' HA! It's "Who Farted?" Abby! Always will be. ;D

[Demona]

Omg, yeah, "expel gas?" No...the correct term is "did you FART?" while holding your nose and laughing!

[Blastgirl]

rammsteindragon said:

Omg, yeah, "expel gas?" No...the correct term is "did you FART?" while holding your nose and laughing!

That's right.

When you smell something that reeks do you say "Did you expel gas?"

"WHO FARTED???
I agree fully. The way Abby words it is almost as funny as the letter that started this whole thing.

[Classicblast]

Nobody says "did you expel gas."

It's more like "What the (expletive) did you EAT!!!"

Who crapped their pants?

"did you expel gas?"
What kind of stupid is that?

[Kimm]

Or you could do it my way and stand up and go "OH YEah I farted!!!!!!!!!"