Claearing rooms

[Kimm]

I lived up to my reputation yesterday.

There was a little get together at our house. And I was trumpeting at my worst (or best) ;D

I felt one coming on so I leaned over and lifted a cheek and it was a long loud
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My boyfriend goes "OH my god!"
My moms like "gee wizz Kim cant you ever just be more subtle?"

A while later I go "Uh oh, Im going ot fart again.

I stood off my chair a bit and I blew a big long loud
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THAT ONE REEKED!!
I fanned the back of my pants with an envelope and I go "ahhh I definitely feel better."

My dad goes "you dont smell better. That might be a pants checker."

I didnt even have to think about saying "Excuse me," the room was cleared.

A little later while sitting on a bench on the back deck I did twin poppers like
BBBBPPLLLLLLLAATTT.............BBBBPPPPPLLAAAAAAAATTT

My boyfriend and some other friends were giggling the fart laugh and my dad was walking by and goes "Let me guess Kim farted."

Everybody goes "Oh yeah she did." I go "yep I have a lot of gas today."

My boyfriend goes "TODAY!?!?!?"
My dad goes "Well you have your own windbreaker."

Its still with me though. I farted this morning it was 1 long and 3 short.

The 1st went
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
While I was standing at the sink.

I started giggling and I expressed that there was more coming.

It ended up being the walking triplets.
where every other step I blew a fart.

BBPPLLAATT.....BBPPLLATTT.....BBPPLLAATT

My mom goes "You sure are a windbag." The 3 little ones smelled real bad.

[Blastgirl]

LOL Kimm doing what you do best. ;D

[dannyboy]

Last night at bowling Kimm ripped a big fart and that seemed to shock everybody. Not our team of course. Someone on the other team gave her a high 5 and said "Ive never heard a chick just step up and rip like that before."

It was at least 3 seconds and those people don't know that Kimm is capable of double that.


On the way home she blew a sbd in my car. I was driving with my girlfriend in the front seat, Kimm and her boyfriend were in the back and kimm announced that she had to fart.

She leaned and smiled then she said that it burned and we might want to open windows. In a matter of seconds it was like an ambush.

My lovely sister at her ultimate charm.

[Demona]

The fart laugh...so what's that? Everyone knows when I've done it because I laugh evilly and then wave my arms to spread the joy!

[Kimm]

The wave.

I blew a big fart yesterday morning and it was the
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
variety.

I waived it around with a folder. My mom goes "Dont bring that over here."

This morning we went to breakfast. Me, my brother my dad and my mom I felt one coming so I go. "Hey, shhhh. listen."
my dad goes "Were about to hear words of wisdom from Kimmie. My mom gives me this look of really hoping I dont do it but I lifted towards my brother and I blew 3 medium
BBBPPLLAATT.....BBPPLAATT....BBPPLLAATT

I giggled out of control my brother goes "Definitely at least an 8."

My mom wanted to crawl under the table and my dad goes "I have such a charming daughter."

[Kimm]

After work today I was at home and I felt 1 brewing.

I let it go but it was quite unfortunately. It took a while for it to go out it was a hot butt burner.

Well in a moment it was pretty stinker.

I started giggling and fanning my nose and fanning away from my butt.

My mom goes "UH OH YOU FARTED!!"

I go "Oh yeah."

A few moments later she got a whiff of it and goes "Thats a terrible Kimmy. "What do you eat to be such a killer?"

I just said that I did have a burrito for lunch.

My dad got home a little later and my mom goes "Be careful in the living room burrito girl is on the attack."

I just giggled but hey it happens. its just the way I am.

[Blastgirl]

Tee hee hee.

Kimm about an hour or so ago. At my Parents house.
Kimm said "Uhoh Burrito force again.

She farted a long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

And said "Uh oh hurricane."

Then after a moment or more she said "after shock."
She blew 2 quick farts.

bBBPPLLAATT......bBBPPLLAATT

My mom sprayed her butt with Glade.

[Demona]

Lets hope the after shock didn't come with a change of underpants!

[Kimm]

It didnt.

But my mom accused me of that. ;D I let an SBD earlier today I go "Serious fart!"

My boyfriend gets a whiff of it and goes "HOLY S*IT KIM!!!"

He laughs and walks away from me and fans the air back my way and I laugh and cough.

My dad comes out to the deck and goes to me "I assume you farted."

I go "Yeah, I sure did. I wouldnt come out here."

[Beangirl]

Last night I had a big order of Onion rings for dinner. This Morning my gut was churning and at work in my windowless Office. I ripped a huge one. Phew! No escaping that one. Nothing like "used" onion rings to make a stink.

[Blastgirl]

Onions. Oh yeah. Have onions on hotdogs and that's a guarantee.