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Post by Demona on Sept 13, 2007 22:03:09 GMT -5
I don't know what it is about public places and farting, particularly stores. I was looking for bead and jewelry making stuff at an arts and crafts store and started to fart! I tried hard to avoid aisles where anyone may be standing, but every time there'd be someone not too far away, and they must have heard! Worse yet, like a machine gun when you try and surpress it and walk all at once!  Not overly loud though, so that's good. It's only really funny when you're with someone with the same sense of humor, also good if they can become your scapegoat! How evil, huh? |
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Post by Kimm on Sept 15, 2007 12:00:30 GMT -5
This happened to me at least 5 times that I can remember I farted alone and figured it was a coast clear. (Believe it or not there are some times and some people I dont want to hear me. Well I can remember numerous times I blew it and it reeked and within a few moments before the smell had faded someone came in and definitely smelled it.
Sometimes they said something but usually not. But I knew that they knew that I blew a fart.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 17, 2007 11:36:05 GMT -5
::)I did it last night at the grocery store. I fired off two rotten eggs blasts .I was in the sundries section. Problem is? I begin to laugh uncontrollably. They always know it's me.
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 18, 2007 2:06:25 GMT -5
Uncontrolled laughter is always a giveaway. ;D
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Post by Demona on Sept 18, 2007 11:50:31 GMT -5
It's hard not to laugh! Knowing that you've just ripped a good one is bound to make you happy!
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 19, 2007 0:30:26 GMT -5
My dead giveaway is my lifted leg and/or cheek.
I'll also stop mid-sentence as I'm doing it.
"Excuse me, where do you keep the....................electronics?...and the toiletries?"
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