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Post by Demona on Sept 12, 2007 9:56:50 GMT -5
I was out at a place yesterday where they had a job fair going on, and needed to wait for a ride back home. I'm wondering if she'd shown up yet, and asked a lady walking through. At that very moment, the urge hit to let rip, figuring fighting it would eventually make noise. I decided to sneak it out silently, if possible. Silent it was, but woah! Emphasis on the DEADLY! It was a fart that could end a marriage and peel paint! If farts were visible you'd only see a big green cloud where I'd been standing.  While I've got the guilty look written all over my face, and I take a couple steps back, and it still stinks to high heaven, the lady I'm talking to doesn't let on that she knows, which I'm sure she did...and who wouldn't? Thankfully she was soon on her way, and I high tailed it to the bathroom! No, for the record, I DID NOT have an accident! ;D Check wipe negative, as they say, not that I needed to either. I hope I'm not forever known as FART WOMAN around there now. Lol! |
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Post by Phil on Sept 12, 2007 13:33:29 GMT -5
Thats 1 difference. Women seem to be able to play that straight faced. Guys somebody would have said 'Who farted?'
There's just no way guys could have stayed straight faced through something like that.
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Post by Demona on Sept 12, 2007 14:49:27 GMT -5
Oh I know, and it was difficult for me to put on my poker face, and in the end, as the fart followed me out the door, I was still talking and fought hard not to laugh, half assed....Dammit, I need to try harder!
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Post by dannyboy on Sept 12, 2007 17:57:58 GMT -5
I don't know about poker faces.
I have 3 sisters who can easily and shamelessly put me to shame. And they're all small girls and I go 6'3 and I'm close to 230.
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Post by Demona on Sept 13, 2007 21:52:16 GMT -5
Women can fart too contrary to popular belief  Be proud that they put you to shame! Good farts come from small butts, lol! |
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 19, 2007 0:36:04 GMT -5
LOL. I once picked up a tire, at my old job, and accidently let one go from the strain.
The lady who I was talking to completely ignored it.
Why is it that people can sneeze, cough, burp and/or hiccup in public, but a good fart can't be commented on?
Me: "Looks like you've got a nail here *pffft*"
Woman: "Nice show!"
Me: "Thanks! I do my best."
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 19, 2007 1:45:30 GMT -5
Thats 1 difference. Women seem to be able to play that straight faced. Guys somebody would have said 'Who farted?' There's just no way guys could have stayed straight faced through something like that. It's not the size of the person in the fart, but the size of the fart in the person. ;D Lame joke I know. Mahnarch if I was in a hurry and had a flat tire I'd be so happy you were changing the tire I wouldn't care how often or how badly you farted. ;D |
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Sept 19, 2007 23:10:50 GMT -5
The SBD of doom? Wasn't that an Indiana Jones movie?
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 19, 2007 23:28:54 GMT -5
It could be. If you get locked in the temple with someone who had Egg Salad. LOL ;D The sequel movie would be called the DUTCH OVEN! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 20, 2007 2:04:14 GMT -5
I'd make a series of movies based on "The Mummy"
The first one would be "The Movement"
The sequel would be "The Movement Returns"
Starring Mr. Methane, of course.
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Post by Demona on Sept 20, 2007 7:11:45 GMT -5
Lol, The Movement....giant turd monster?
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Post by Kimm on Sept 22, 2007 11:47:03 GMT -5
This morning I let go of an SBD and my started waiving my hands near my butt. My mom rolled her eyes and shook her head. A few seconds later it reeked. My dad goes "KIIIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
I go "Oh yeah, I farted."
My dad goes "That was more like an ambush."
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Post by Demona on Sept 22, 2007 13:22:35 GMT -5
Kim, at your house they must wear gas masks! It's a wonder your family is still alive, lol!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 22, 2007 14:47:15 GMT -5
I farted about a half hour ago my little nephew goes "Rumble tumble."
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