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Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 20:47:48 GMT -5
Church, or at dinner? This went on for pages over a the old place. Anyway, I'll start with my 2 cents. Church is far worse the fart zone than the dinner table, unless we're talking a fancy restaurant or big family dinner in which your family is of a horrible breed who hates bathroom humor. At my house...said dinner table doesn't exist unless it's a family event, as in holidays. Other than that we sit in front of the TV in the living room, lol...and of course, fart...usually me while my mom must be the party pooper (no pun intended) and say she just don't wanna hear it while eating. what-EVER!  I do have, however, a church fart story. On the rare occasions I went with a friend, I let rip once, an SBD most foul, and and put on my best poker face, while my friend wondered who did it. Eventually I broke down and admitted it, of course, laughing over it. Good times! |
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 2, 2007 20:57:55 GMT -5
I have never purposely farted in Church.
A fine dining place either but Waffle House, Checkers, something like that, YEAH.
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Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 22:00:07 GMT -5
Lol, I'd let rip back in my teenage years with friends at Burger King, on those plastic seats, perfect for loud farts and lots of fun! We were so childish back then, lol...dude, what happened?
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 3, 2007 13:24:33 GMT -5
"Farting in Church' That's why they call 'em Pews!"  |
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Post by Demona on Sept 3, 2007 17:41:13 GMT -5
Lol, but I doubt that argument would win over many, like in my youth group days when we were constantly read the riot act and the "I hate farts!" speech.
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 3, 2007 21:24:56 GMT -5
"Farting in Church' That's why they call 'em Pews!" My Grandpa says that "If you fart in Church you're sitting in your own Pew." ;D |
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Sept 3, 2007 21:27:23 GMT -5
I have never purposely farted in Church. That of course, implies that you've accidentally let one in Church.  Don't worry, I have too, but I know God knows I couldn't help it... |
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Post by Demona on Sept 3, 2007 21:55:41 GMT -5
I have never purposely farted in Church. That of course, implies that you've accidentally let one in Church. Don't worry, I have too, but I know God knows I couldn't help it... Yes that and who else do ya think invented your butt? Lol. |
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Post by werwoof on Sept 3, 2007 22:02:56 GMT -5
Church, because mine don't smell so good.  Aside: When I'm especially grumpy, I like to let loud ones go when I'm someplace I'd rather not be, like Walmart. I know it's bad and I shouldn't do it. |
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Post by Demona on Sept 3, 2007 22:11:18 GMT -5
Lol, I'll let rip in the library and I don't know why but it just brings on the gas over there.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 5, 2007 13:18:09 GMT -5
For me: It's Hallmark card stores. "When you care to send the very best"  Just last week I was looking at Birthday cards and ripped a huge one. You could barely hear it but you could sure smell it. I walked away and let this poor little kid take the blame.  |
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Post by Demona on Sept 5, 2007 19:53:07 GMT -5
Just like one card said, "Someone farted in the card shop and I could only hold my breath long enough to grab this one." Lol!
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 5, 2007 22:37:02 GMT -5
There's one that says "For your Birthday I wanted to get you something really personal. "
You open it and it says "So I farted in this card."
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Post by Demona on Sept 6, 2007 1:04:18 GMT -5
Never saw that one but I did see one that had fake poop inside it, yuck, lol.
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 6, 2007 11:50:35 GMT -5
Fake poop in a card? Like a picture? or smooshed plastic? *** Anyways, Demona, here, has heard my 'ability' live. I never have quiet ones, or non-smelly ones. I like to let go while I'm on the hi-lo so I can spread it thoroughly along the aisles at our warehouse - "Crop Dusting", as it were. Let everyone enjoy. |
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