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Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 18:32:20 GMT -5
Yesterday in the car, my dad drove, and I did the one cheek sneak, a noisy bubbler it was. Upon the release of the fart, the conversation went something like this: "Geez! Did you blow a hole in the seat?" As I sat there cracking up, a ways down the road, I rip yet another series of 'em, following that it was: "You're going to pop out a log!" It truly would have been great had the windows needed rolling down. I once stunk the car up with two girls...when the windows already were open! Now that's farting!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 2, 2007 18:52:38 GMT -5
Demona you crack me up.
Thats talent when you can over power open windows with dense farts.
I feel 1 brewing right now.
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Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 18:59:05 GMT -5
Oh yes, it's happened before...when I was at the height of my good farting days.
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 6, 2007 12:03:58 GMT -5
At 22 years old, you've passed your peak, already?
Naw! You got many battles to wage, yet.
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Post by Kimm on Sept 8, 2007 12:35:57 GMT -5
Funny story.
My car was blocked in the drive way and I go "I have to go to the store can we move a few cars?"
Dan goes "My car is at the end just take it."
I was not thinking farts I said "Thanks Ill put some gas in it."
Dan goes "NO DONT!!!
My mom goes "Yeah Kim dont go blowing farts in his car now."
I did blow at least 1 or 2 in the car because well, how am I going to go 30 mins without even blowing 1 fart?
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 8, 2007 20:55:44 GMT -5
HAHA! I'm surprised that you can go 1 minute w/o blowing your 'whistle'...lol.
OOoohhh, that's a good story. There.
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Post by Kimm on Sept 8, 2007 21:08:17 GMT -5
HAHA! I'm surprised that you can go 1 minute w/o blowing your 'whistle'...lol. OOoohhh, that's a good story. There. Maybe a half hour at the longest. ;D |
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 9, 2007 0:02:09 GMT -5
You and Me...We're on the same page.
Pull my finger...OPPS! Too late!
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 9, 2007 0:10:46 GMT -5
Tonight on the way home I ripped a loud one.
My Mom said "I see you haven't lost your gassy tendencies." It was about three seconds long and it stunk really bad.
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 9, 2007 16:15:09 GMT -5
I remember once I did a nice long one, actually several rolled into one, for about 20 seconds straight at my old job.
We propped open the door and opened the windows to air it out before customers came in.
I was like, "Opps! Here it comes.......ppppffffffftttttttt, pfft, ffffffffffffff, bffffttt..t.t.t.t.t. pppppffffffffff..."
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