Hot wings

[Kimm]

I suppose I was asking for it but yesterday afternoon me and my cousin and a friend.
This trio here. Renee, Wendy, Me.


Well we all went out for chicken wings and we like them suicide.

Wendy doesnt have the same humor about farts that Renee and I have.
Wendy goes "Im glad I wont be hanging out with anybody later because these make me kind of gassy.

Renee and I kind of figured thats part the reason to have them.

That was early afternoon for lunch.



Later there was a get together at Renees boyfriends and me and Renee were both cutting long loud farts.

One time Renee goes "I heard something quiet," then she farted
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Everybody laughed and her boyfriend jumped. sarcastically.
Renee goes "did my fart scare you?" He goes "Yeah actually."


One of the times after I farted my boyfriend goes "On the way home youre going to be at the top of the door with your butt out the window because youre not pointing that at me."

This morning I was coming downstairs and a long ripper popped out,
BBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTT

I started giggling my mom goes "Im glad youre not going to be home for a while.

I go "The wings are still hitting me."
When I was getting my shoes on I felt more coming, so I lifted a butt cheek and I go "Uh oh, Im going to fart again.

It was 2 mediums
BBPPLAATT....BBLLAATT

My dad goes "At least she warns us."

[bazookabutt]

Hehe, nice story kim

I find that the hot chicken wings that Nando's sell are the best for making me fart Those along with KFC hot wings

I love chicken wings!!!!!

[Kimm]

Everybody talks about beans but chicken wings are just as explosive.

[Mahnarch]

fade in.

The sea. Night. A thick fog shrouds any means of visual navigation.

On land, the lighthouse workers scrammble to relight the torch and repair the fog horn. They know a large ship is coming to port.

"Useless!", shouts the Lighthouse Master, "The wick is too wet and the horn is fried."

The second in command asks the LH Master, "What do we do? That ships going to hit the rocks if we don't get some light and sound."

The LH Master leans on the railing, peering into the empty fog. "We have to call Kimm."

The second in command grabs the LH Master by the front of his shirt, "Are you crazy? We can't."

"We must! It's the only way.", he yells as he grabs his phone.

****

From the ship the captain fights the rough sea, wide eyed in hopes of seeing or hearing the lighthouse. He knows the rocks are near but, doesn't know if he's steering toward them, or away.

Suddenly, in the distance he hears...............something.

The first mate runs up, "Captain! Was that...what I think it was?"

"Aye! Kimmy's savin' the day!"

In the distance, through the fog, a large ball of fire lights up from atop the lighthouse, followed by a long, loud "pppfffffffFFFAAAAAAAAARRRrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt" (like a fog horn, in case I didn't describe it well enough).

The captain veers away from the rocks,,,,and away from the stink... arriving safely at port.

"A job well done, matie." says the Captain, "Too bad the gulls had t' suffer, though."

In the distance, another ball of fire lights, followed by another 'ppffffFFFAAAARRRRRrrrttttt'..

fade out.

***

YAY! Kimmy saved the day!
See? There's a use for farts, after all.

[Kimm]

Youre so silly Mahnarch.

[Blastgirl]

HOT WINGS!!!!

[Blastgirl]

We're here bearing GLADE!!!!
We heard the thunder and we can follow the green cloud, but we're running for our lives now. LOL

[Blastgirl]

Just when you think its safe to come back in.

It happens again. Most earthquakes have an aftershock!!!




AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Beangirl]

;D : Great stories, All of you! Kimm? you reek! In a good way ;D LOL!

[Classicblast]

They are crazy and they're not a bit exaggerated.