stinkerbell
New Member
It's always something!
Posts: 33
|
Post by stinkerbell on Aug 23, 2007 20:04:24 GMT -5
I've been hanging around with a buddy of mine who farts all the time. He got me good the other night. He went to Whataburger and and if I had not physically seen him eat his burger, I would have guessed he shoved it straight up his butt! The stench was pure hamburger with onions! Didn't smell like he digested it at all! So I'm getting him back tonight. I had 3 hardboiled eggs, and a can of refried beans just now. I'm going to outstink him, and show him what real farts are like! The fart war is on! Wish me luck, this is gonna be good! ;D  |
|
|
|
Post by Blastgirl on Aug 24, 2007 1:33:58 GMT -5
Good luck. Dutch oven time. ;D
|
|
aido179
Moderator
posts: 5867
Posts: 458
|
Post by aido179 on Aug 24, 2007 7:15:16 GMT -5
good luck, needless to say im glad im not there
|
|
|
|
Post by Beangirl on Aug 24, 2007 12:45:47 GMT -5
hard boilded eggs AND refried beans? Skinks! You are just plain baddddd!!! ;D
|
|
kroniefartz
Junior Member
Yes i'm gross...GET OVER IT!!
Posts: 62
|
Post by kroniefartz on Aug 25, 2007 10:28:23 GMT -5
Mix that lot with a few beers.... Major Fart War!!  |
|
Kimm
Moderator
Posts: 2,993
|
Post by Kimm on Aug 25, 2007 11:13:23 GMT -5
Dont forget chicken wings. YUMMM
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
|
|
aido179
Moderator
posts: 5867
Posts: 458
|
Post by aido179 on Aug 26, 2007 7:01:15 GMT -5
"BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT "
kimmies new favourite word
|
|
Kimm
Moderator
Posts: 2,993
|
Post by Kimm on Aug 26, 2007 13:55:18 GMT -5
Not new thats always how you spell a fart in my family.
|
|
|
|
Post by werwoof on Aug 27, 2007 2:45:30 GMT -5
Oh my gorsh! Try some vegetarian chili from the health food store. Yuuuuck!!!!!!!!
|
|
stinkerbell
New Member
It's always something!
Posts: 33
|
Post by stinkerbell on Aug 27, 2007 4:25:54 GMT -5
Well I went over and waited...and waited...more waiting, and not one single stinker! Ooh was I mad! I had a few little poots, but nothing to get excited over. I thought for sure I would have some nose hair burning anal bombs, but NOTHING??? I am so disappointed! How did this happen? Did the farts escape the beans when I opened the can? Running their little fart butts away? If so, where the heck did they go??? Urrgh, I WILL try again! I feel so ashamed...
|
|
aido179
Moderator
posts: 5867
Posts: 458
|
Post by aido179 on Aug 27, 2007 13:17:11 GMT -5
get that italian bread with all the nuts and cereals on it.....gas is guaranteed
|
|
|
|
Post by edlin on Aug 27, 2007 22:47:38 GMT -5
Drink an entire bottle of Diet Pepsi and you will have farts and heartburn galore.
Note: I've never actually tried this, but one of my friends said it would work.
|
|
stinkerbell
New Member
It's always something!
Posts: 33
|
Post by stinkerbell on Aug 30, 2007 19:53:15 GMT -5
I'm fueling up for battle again. I have just consumed a can of black beans, going to have a soda momentarily. I hope I can rise to the occasion, my vapors were lethal last night! But of course, I was home alone, suffering my own toxic stench. But I will go out visiting tonight, for sure to see Whataburger Boy. My poor unsuspecting victim. Let ya know how it goes!
Stinks
|
|
|
|
Post by Blastgirl on Aug 30, 2007 23:31:25 GMT -5
Black beans. YUMMMEEE. and fueling.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mahnarch on Sept 6, 2007 12:31:15 GMT -5
HA! For lunch yesterday I had two 'gas station' chili dogs and later on, when I was 'warehouseing' someone brought in a huge pot of chili (home made).
I'm glad I rode my motorcycle to work. Otherwise I'd have had to hang my head out of the window
|
|
|
|
Post by Demona on Sept 6, 2007 12:47:41 GMT -5
Onions will do it...but for a fart to smell EXACTLY like what was eaten, now that's a rare occurance! Lol! Maybe he can advertise for the restaurant by farting out samples of how tastey it is and bring in more customers!
|
|
|
|
Post by dannyboy on Sept 6, 2007 20:24:53 GMT -5
Keep the onions away from Blastgirl.
|
|
|
|
Post by Beangirl on Sept 7, 2007 12:04:18 GMT -5
Try that new Carl's Jr. double patty melt. Lots of melted cheese and grilled onions. I nearly gassed myself into oblivion! rank!
|
|
