Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Aug 12, 2007 7:36:50 GMT -5
I was playing spider solitaire.
Well I lifted a cheek and let 1 go.
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "I guess we wont be going over there for a while.
I go "Yeah that felt good but Id keep some distance it doesnt smell very nice. ;D
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stinkerbell
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Post by stinkerbell on Aug 12, 2007 16:21:18 GMT -5
so it was barking spider solitaire?
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Post by Mahnarch on Aug 16, 2007 11:17:15 GMT -5
Ha! Barking Spider Solitaire....
I use this maneuver when I want my two little lap dogs to quit pestering me.
One runs from the smell. One keeps thinking the sound is coming from outside and runs through the doggie door to check.
I must be a fart-riloquist.
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Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Aug 25, 2007 11:36:43 GMT -5
I let go a long loud about an hour ago it was at least 6 seconds.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I was out of control laughing. My dad goes "Holy sh)) Kim what the heck did you eat?"
I go "I dont know it just gave me gas whatever it was."
My mom goes "Its nice to know I have a daughter with no shame at all. WOW!"
It smelled bad too I didnt even have to say "excuse me" the room was cleared fast.
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Post by aido179 on Aug 26, 2007 7:00:14 GMT -5
ouch! I let a good six second one last night. More of a quiet phhhhhhhheeep. Didn't sleep for at least an hour after that
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Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Aug 26, 2007 13:56:57 GMT -5
I walked by my mom this morning and got off twin poppers
BBBBPPLLAATT............BBPPLLAATT
my mom goes "Nice Kimmy thanks for sharing."
I go "yeah sorry to ambush. Just gassy."
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Post by werwoof on Aug 26, 2007 20:39:16 GMT -5
Kimm, what's the longest you've gone without farting?  I think girls who burp and fart are gnarly, but do you think your gassiness has anything to do with your being single? Yoiks, did you say SIX seconds  |
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Post by jesusaurus on Aug 26, 2007 21:02:43 GMT -5
I think girls who burp and fart are gnarly, I thot u guys said it wasn't a fetish site? |
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Post by Jersey on Aug 26, 2007 23:36:49 GMT -5
I think girls who burp and fart are gnarly, I thot u guys said it wasn't a fetish site? It isn't. What he actually means is that he thinks it's funny. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 27, 2007 0:01:30 GMT -5
I think girls who burp and fart are gnarly, I thot u guys said it wasn't a fetish site? You were a Member you know it's not a fetish site. He thinks it's funny that's not saying its sexy. And Werwoof is back, YAY!!! |
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