OMG I have a story to tell

[earlthekevin]

So I was sitting in my room minding my own business when all of a sudden my dog walked in. We exchanged glances and I continued with my reading. Right when I was about to change the page I hear a *pffffffft* and, of cource, there is my dog trying to act all non-chelant like he didnt do anything. So I respond by blowing the biggest I have ever made. I start chuckleing at the puny dog who looked back at me in apperant awe of my dominance. We both knew this meant war. We exchanged blows of the stinky kind until we thought we couldn't handle anymore. then with my last burst of energy I musted up another shot, but unfortunately my intestines had another idea and I shot a nice warm cocolate mud baby all over my furry friend.

Lets just say an hour later when it woke up it wasn't please in the least....neither was my mother.....

[Blastgirl]

If you draw mud you lose the contest. It's just like bidding over the value of the showcase in the Price is Right.

[Marc Ate You]

earlthekevin said:

So I was sitting in my room minding my own business when all of a sudden my dog walked in. We exchanged glances and I continued with my reading. Right when I was about to change the page I hear a *pffffffft* and, of cource, there is my dog trying to act all non-chelant like he didnt do anything. So I respond by blowing the biggest I have ever made. I start chuckleing at the puny dog who looked back at me in apperant awe of my dominance. We both knew this meant war. We exchanged blows of the stinky kind until we thought we couldn't handle anymore. then with my last burst of energy I musted up another shot, but unfortunately my intestines had another idea and I shot a nice warm cocolate mud baby all over my furry friend.

Lets just say an hour later when it woke up it wasn't please in the least....neither was my mother.....

that's not mud

[kroniefartz]

Draw mud-no prize!!

[jesusaurus]

earlthekevin said:

So I was sitting in my room minding my own business when all of a sudden my dog walked in. We exchanged glances and I continued with my reading. Right when I was about to change the page I hear a *pffffffft* and, of cource, there is my dog trying to act all non-chelant like he didnt do anything. So I respond by blowing the biggest I have ever made. I start chuckleing at the puny dog who looked back at me in apperant awe of my dominance. We both knew this meant war. We exchanged blows of the stinky kind until we thought we couldn't handle anymore. then with my last burst of energy I musted up another shot, but unfortunately my intestines had another idea and I shot a nice warm cocolate mud baby all over my furry friend.

Lets just say an hour later when it woke up it wasn't please in the least....neither was my mother.....

Wasn't that what happened in that horrible Scoobydo movie with Shaggy and Scooby?

[Kimm]

Last night I ripped off a long loud

BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Then 2 shorts followed a few minutes later
BBPPLLAATT......BBPPLLAATT

My boyfriend goes "I might have to put a cork in your butt."
I go "Its not really bad manners, its just really good food."
He rolled his eyes and shook his head.

[roflstunts]

I once passed wind so furriously that my colon blasted out of my anus.

[earlthekevin]

Oh man yeah I remember that......I was hiding in your closet

[Captain Awesome]

dude, you were there too?

[hitler]

Yes, I was filming it. (Not the farting the stuff they did before that. )

[earlthekevin]

Shut up hitler you're a nazi, and nazis are not allowed to stalk stunts.

[hitler]

But they do have secret police...

[Demona]

DISQUALIFIED!

[Mahnarch]

End Game.

Mud loses. It's like the "Game Rules" card in a deck. You're supposed to take that one out.