5 funny stories from a player

[Hatson]

I was watching CBC and they had Darcy Tucker and Michael Peca of the Maple Leafs were asked to tell five funny stories that took place during the games.

I wonder if Classicblast could do that for us? And anybody else who plays a sport could do that too, actually.

[Jersey]

Hmm... let me see if I can think of one.....

Ok heres one. In my freshman year, during football practice a little more than four years ago, we were doing lineman steps when one big heavy kid nicknamed "Butter", RIIIIIIPPPPPED ass so loud when he did a step. We were rolling around laughing and Coach told him to go to the bathroom and check and make sure he hadn't sh*t himself.

[skier1]

OK, so this one time, I was skiing down a mogul course at Keystone. It was my first run of the day, and the first day of Winter Break. I got through the top section fine, and had no trouble with the top air, but the landing was a little hard. On the second jump, I looked down on the landing and my knee collided with my nose. It broke, I was immediately temporarily blinded, and got the wind knocked out of me. And apparently, I broke an artery in the nose or something, because blood started flowing in to fill the gap. I was drowning in my own blood. I almost died! Ah, good stuff.

[sasukeandnarutorock]

one time I made over nine thousand pretty cakes.

[Vanilla Ice]

My sister is in detox because she let her BF FOREVER sell pot out of her apartment and apperently she was smoking some too. LOL

So she is in detox now. She says she didn't know it was THAT MUCH (a lot?!)

OK SO ANYWAYS, she has to get her CELL DIGITS changed and MOVE TO A NEW HOOD at least that's what the cop said ((I THINK HE WAS RACIST AGAINST US WHITES)

omg, wanywas, she says she's doing good in detox, SHE MIGHT GET A FELONY CHARGE, BUT if she RATS OUT to the police they might SLaP DAT HOE'S WRIST AND LET HER BACK TO HER PIMP

NEVER KNOw.

[sasukeandnarutorock]

is this your sis?

[Vanilla Ice]

.oN

[Classicblast]

It would be hard to narrow it down to five but ok, I'll try.

1. One time a ball was hit seemingly lined right towards me and just a few feet up it bounced and ricochet crazy and hit the bill of my hat knocking it off. When I turned to see where the ball was going it did not appear to be heading for leftfield.

The leftfielder and I stared at eachother frantically and someone from the dugout shouted "IN THE HAT." So I finally found it in the had just like they said but the batter got to second, the guy on first got to third and a run scored when it should have been a routine double play.

2. Another time our rightfielder was running for a long fly ball and a seagull dropped a splat of you know what right in his face as he looked up for the ball. He caught the ball though. hahaha

3. I also remember I was on deck so the guy batting ahead of me slammed a linedrive right into the pitcher's "family jewels."
If you were trying to do that it would never happen.

4. An opponent's manager mooned an umpire as a way of disputing a call. (He got fined $5,000 for that.)

5. In an away game a guy somehow got into the park with a motorcycle and rode it around the field before security got him. He was tackled and arrested. But he didn't run anybody over. That was supposidly a bet he made with someone questioning if he would have the guts to try that. I guess he won his bet. I hope it was enough to get him off the hook legally.

That's five I'll think about more later. I know how Skier1 feels about the knee to the nose. That's a terrible place to get hit abruptly and you can black out visually for a moment.

[skier1]

I've got another funny story!!!

Yesterday, I was skiing at Snowmass. They just opened Hanging Valley Wall, some of the most extreme terrain on the mountain. After taking a couple cliff jumps and getting epic powder, I got to the groomer below. I wanted to get back up as fast as possible, so I could do it all again. I was going at least thirty miles per hour down this groomer, probably closer to forty. Now, all along this grommer were rolling hills here and there. I'd hit a couple and catch a tiny bit of air. So, I'm going thirty or so, and fly off what looks like just another roller. It turns out it was a headwall! I flew forty feet through the air, twenty feet from the ground. And then I landed sideways on the flat part way below!!! My dad says all he saw was this massive cloud of snow, and then my body!!! I didn't feel anything at the time because of all the adrenaline, but now it hurts so much I can barely move! If I had taken the jump differently, I might have broken my neck! And I still went up to do the Hanging Valley Wall again too, because the pain hadn't kicked in yet! I tell you, it was a real hoot.

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LOL, skier1. You are the man. Yaay, adrenaline!

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