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Post by tractakid on Jan 24, 2008 11:44:08 GMT -5
Ill start this off then-
An Irishman walked out of a bar...
;D
Sorry if anyone could possubly find this offensive, just to let you know that Irish people are the best tellers of this type of joke. They obviously dont find them offensive
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Post by Phil on Jan 24, 2008 14:29:56 GMT -5
An Irish man dusts off a bottle and a leprechaun jumps out. The leprechaun says 'Ive been waiting 100 years to be freed from this bottle I grant you 3 wishes for freeing me.
The Irish man says 'I'll have a bottle of Guinness.' The leprechaun informs him that this is a magic bottle. Once you set it down it will refill.
So he drinks it half way and sets it down. It refills. He drinks it half way again and it refills again.
The leprechaun says 'well what are your other 2 wishes?'
'I'll take 2 more of these.'
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Post by Phil on Jan 28, 2008 14:29:32 GMT -5
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Post by tractakid on Apr 28, 2008 14:05:19 GMT -5
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Post by Classicblast on May 4, 2008 1:44:00 GMT -5
Everybody knows ethnic jokes but I have learned not to tell them because I'm surrounded by ethnicity. Not that those people don't have a sense of humor, and sometimes we tease each other. Our manager was kind of Pissed off at a Dominican guy and scolded him. He nodded that he got the message. The manager said "its true about you foreigners, you are like a cueball the harder you get hit the more English we get out of you."
I actually think he got the joke.
There's 2 guys who like baseball Pat and Mike.
They have a pact that whoever dies first will let the other know if there's baseball in Heaven. Well Mike dies and about five years elapse. One day he appears to Pat. "Mike my good friend, I can't believe it. There's so much I want to tell you so much has happened, but first, I have to ask, is there baseball in Heaven?
Well, there's good news and bad news.
The good news is there is baseball in Heaven. The bad news is you're pitching Saturday.
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Post by aido179 on May 4, 2008 14:49:08 GMT -5
lol. irish jokes are the best, bc irish people find them funniest!
an irish farmer walks into the house with a sheep on his shoulders.
he goes into his bedroom and drops it on the bed. at this point his wife wakes up and looks a bit puzzled. the farmer then declares:
this is the pig I was with when you had a headache!
his wife is even more puzzled. she sais:
i think you'll find thats a sheep....
he replies:
i think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!
how do you circumsize (SP?) an irish priest? punch his alter boy in the jaw!
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Post by Phil on May 6, 2008 13:52:37 GMT -5
Ohhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, my name being Ostrotkiewicz you can imagine I've heard my share of Polish jokes. I have told my son and I will the other children as they grow to be thick skinned. Don't ever come crying home and say 'dad somebody called me a polak.'
I can't think of a good joke right now but I'll post some new jokes soon.
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