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Pirate.
Dec 23, 2007 12:37:14 GMT -5
Post by edlin on Dec 23, 2007 12:37:14 GMT -5
Q: What did the pirate say when he ate steak?
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A: Arrrr, meaty!
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Pirate.
Dec 23, 2007 16:06:31 GMT -5
Post by dannyboy on Dec 23, 2007 16:06:31 GMT -5
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It' s rated AARRRRGGH!
a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!
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Pirate.
Dec 23, 2007 20:08:27 GMT -5
Post by edlin on Dec 23, 2007 20:08:27 GMT -5
Of course, there was also the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asked "What is that thing?" and the pirate replied "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!"
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Pirate.
Jan 6, 2008 22:09:34 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Jan 6, 2008 22:09:34 GMT -5
Yar, edlin. It be:
A pirate stumbles into a bar with a steerin' wheel stickin' outta his britches.
Th' barkeep says, "Oy, ye got a steerin' wheel stickin' outta yer britches." an' the pirate says, "Aye. An' it be drivin' me nuts.'
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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear...
Where's a pirate's favorite place to eat?
ARRbys.
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