Post by Geekthras (The Gizmo of Yore) on Aug 17, 2007 23:11:41 GMT -5
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Once, at a concert, a fight broke out between the violinist and the oboist. The conductor went to investigate during the intermission.
"He broke my reeds!" complained the oboist.
"He cut two of my strings," countered the violinist, "And he won't tell me which ones!"
One day, to settle the great FBI vs CIA vs NYPD dispute, the President set a test. He released one rabbit into each of three forests, and told each organization to find the rabbit.
The CIA spent a week bugging the forest with mikes, cameras, and tripwires. After a month, they concluded that rabbits don't exist.
The FBI spent a week researching, then burned the forest down, killing the rabbit, declaring the problem solved.
The NYPD went into the forest immediately, then came out fifteen minutes later with a badly beaten bear, which cried, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit!"
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Once, at a concert, a fight broke out between the violinist and the oboist. The conductor went to investigate during the intermission.
"He broke my reeds!" complained the oboist.
"He cut two of my strings," countered the violinist, "And he won't tell me which ones!"
One day, to settle the great FBI vs CIA vs NYPD dispute, the President set a test. He released one rabbit into each of three forests, and told each organization to find the rabbit.
The CIA spent a week bugging the forest with mikes, cameras, and tripwires. After a month, they concluded that rabbits don't exist.
The FBI spent a week researching, then burned the forest down, killing the rabbit, declaring the problem solved.
The NYPD went into the forest immediately, then came out fifteen minutes later with a badly beaten bear, which cried, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit!"
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
