Limericks!

[Dragon of the Blue]

Here's a few:

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There once was a girl from Natches,
Whose clothes were all torn, and in patches.
When she was asked why,
She simpliy replied,
"Whenever I itches, I scratches."

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Whenever I tie my shoe,
I always know just what to do.
But a long time ago,
I didn't quite know,
So I just used a little bit of glue.

[Kimm]

There was a guy from trass,
his teeth were made of brass
in stromy weather
they clainged together
and lightning shot out of his...

[aido179]

there once was a man named jack
who stood on a rusty thumb tack
he jumped up in the air
cried in despair
ran away, and never came back

there once was an ugly duckling
whos knees kept on buckling
he went to the vet
he got them reset
and then he walked home chuckling

the last two are original

_glitch_ edit: First one removed.

[Hey Suburbia!]

There once was an explorer named Wight
Who traveled much faster than light
He set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

[rylan]

there once was a fellow named Dan
for hunting he was a big fan
lucky for the deer
he preferred to drink beer
so he ate all his food from a can