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Yo mama
Aug 3, 2007 12:04:23 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Aug 3, 2007 12:04:23 GMT -5
you momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!
yo mama so ugly they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower!
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Yo mama
Aug 13, 2007 19:09:28 GMT -5
Post by edlin on Aug 13, 2007 19:09:28 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so fat, the only way to get her through a door is to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side!
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Yo mama
Aug 22, 2007 10:08:06 GMT -5
Post by aido179 on Aug 22, 2007 10:08:06 GMT -5
yo momas so ugly, shes like a television. even a two year old could turn her on.
yo mommas so hairy they shear her every spring and sell it for kindling.
yo mommas like the town bicycle, every body gets a ride
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Yo mama
Aug 22, 2007 12:54:33 GMT -5
Post by Phil on Aug 22, 2007 12:54:33 GMT -5
I never heard that 2nd joke before, -Master-
I don' t know that many yo mommas.
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Yo mama
Aug 22, 2007 17:11:12 GMT -5
Post by aido179 on Aug 22, 2007 17:11:12 GMT -5
ya, what do you think? made it up on the spot
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Yo mama
Aug 22, 2007 18:29:18 GMT -5
Post by edlin on Aug 22, 2007 18:29:18 GMT -5
ya, what do you think? made it up on the spot Nice! I would never have guessed! Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks square roots grow on trees! |
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Yo mama
Aug 24, 2007 3:00:28 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Aug 24, 2007 3:00:28 GMT -5
Your mama so fat, she's got dollars in one pocket and dineros in the other.
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Yo mama
Aug 24, 2007 3:07:05 GMT -5
Post by thunderbird on Aug 24, 2007 3:07:05 GMT -5
You mama's so ugly kids in your neighborhood trick or treat over the phone.
You mama so ugly when you were born the doctor said good news the baby don't look like you.
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Yo mama
Aug 30, 2007 16:58:36 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Aug 30, 2007 16:58:36 GMT -5
yo mama just like a toiilet: short, fat, and smells like sh*t
yo mama so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio
yo mama so fat she wears saturn's rings as jewelry
yo mama so fat she wears the equator for a belt
yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
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Yo mama
Aug 30, 2007 21:18:02 GMT -5
Post by roflstunts on Aug 30, 2007 21:18:02 GMT -5
Your mom is tied to the rear axel of a 1991 Ford Bronco in Michael Vick's backyard.
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Yo mama
Aug 31, 2007 4:32:36 GMT -5
Post by Mahnarch on Aug 31, 2007 4:32:36 GMT -5
Hank Hill: "Your mother is so masculine...she doesn't look like a woman at all. In fact, she looks kinda like a man.....huh huh."
God, it's been so long since I've seen that show.
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Yo mama
Sept 2, 2007 16:58:55 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 16:58:55 GMT -5
That was on the KOH show? Man...he don't know how to tell a Yo Mama joke!
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Yo mama
Sept 2, 2007 17:31:21 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Sept 2, 2007 17:31:21 GMT -5
Your mom is tied to the rear axel of a 1991 Ford Bronco in Michael Vick's backyard. Ooooooooo. Thats a bad 1. ;D |
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Yo mama
Sept 2, 2007 18:44:18 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Sept 2, 2007 18:44:18 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat her bellybutton don't have lint, it has SWEATERS!
Yo mama's breath so bad her teeth duck when she coughs
Yo mama so stank a skunk smelled her ass and passed out
Yo mama so fat her ass has it's own congressman
Yo mama so fat you could swim in her bra
Yo mama so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "clap yo hands an' stomp yo feet and praise the lawd that we got heat!"
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Yo mama
Sept 3, 2007 11:41:14 GMT -5
Post by aido179 on Sept 3, 2007 11:41:14 GMT -5
clap yo hands an' stomp yo feet and praise the lawd that we got heat!"
hehe, gospel roaches.....
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Yo mama
Sept 3, 2007 11:56:00 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Sept 3, 2007 11:56:00 GMT -5
clap yo hands an' stomp yo feet and praise the lawd that we got heat!" hehe, gospel roaches..... Lol Yeah! ;D |
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