Yo mama

[-lewa-]

No offense to any mothers here..it's just these kinda jokes are fun. My personal favorite:

Yo mama so fat, your dad wanted to kiss her in bed at night, he had to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
The last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
She went swimming and left a ring arround the LAKE!

[Blastgirl]

;D
Yo Moma jokes.

You Moma's so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo Moms's so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
;D

[-lewa-]

Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

[roflstunts]

Your mother is so obese, see uses Route 66 as a slip 'n' slide.

Tu madre es muy grande, her belt size is "equator".

yo mamas so fat she ate her personal trainer.

[Blastgirl]

roflstunts said:

Your mother is so obese, see uses Route 66 as a slip 'n' slide.

Tu madre es muy grande, her belt size is "equator".

yo mamas so fat she ate her personal trainer.

I never heard that last one before. ;D

[-lewa-]

Yo mama so fat, people run around her for exhercise.
Yo mama so ugly, she went into an ugly contest, and they said "sorry, sir, no professionals".

[Blastgirl]

lewa said:

Yo mama so fat, people run around her for exhercise.
Yo mama so ugly, she went into an ugly contest, and they said "sorry, sir, no professionals".

Ooooooo o How nasty. Tee hee hee. ;D

[_glitch_]

Your mom's so fat, the schoolbus drove by and she yelled "HEY! Where ya goin' with that TWINKIE?"

Your mom's so fat, she went to the beach and all the whales popped up and started singing "We Are Family."

_glitch_

[Blastgirl]

glitch said:

Your mom's so fat, the schoolbus drove by and she yelled "HEY! Where ya goin' with that TWINKIE?"

Your mom's so fat, she went to the beach and all the whales popped up and started singing "We Are Family."

_glitch_

Ohhh those are good ones. Especially the twinkie one. ;D

[Dragon of the Blue]

Wow I got a lot of these.

Yo' mama's so...

[/u][/b]
[li]your dad brings her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
[/li][li]when she walks into the bank, they turn off the security cameras.
[/li][li]they filmed Gorrillas in the Mist in her shower.
[/li][li]people use her picture as a security device.
[/li][li]she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
[/li][li]she goes to the zoo, and sees the gorrillas, and the zookeepers say, "How did that one get out?"
[/li][/ul]

[/u][/b]
[li]she's on both sides of your family.
[/li][li]her school pictures had to be aerials.
[/li][li]she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.
[/li][li]when she hauls butt, she has to make two trips.
[/li][li]I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
[/li][li]when she wears a red shirt, everybody say, "KOOOLL AAAIID"
[/li][li]when she steps on the scale, it reads "One at a time, please."
[/li][li]when God said "Let there be light" he told yo' mama to move her fat butt first.
[/li][/ul]

[/u][/b]
[li]she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
[/li][li]she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
[/li][li]when the power went out in the mall, she was stuck on the escalator for three hours.
[/li][li]she thought N*Sync was where the dirty dishes went.
[/li][/ul]

[/u][/b]
[li]she doesn't get a haircut, she gets an oil change.
[/li][li]She could go bobbing for french fries and come up clean.
[/li][/ul]

[/u][/b]
[li]Moses was in her yearbook.
[/li][li]I told her to act her age and she died.
[/li][li]you had to build a candle factory just to make her birthday cake.
[/li][/ul]

[/u][/b]
[li]I saw her kicking a tin can down the street, asked her what she was doing, and she said, "moving".
[/li][li]I walked into her house, stepped on a cigarette, and she said, "Who truned off the heat?"
[/li][/ul]

All from memory, baby. Now whose mother wouldn't be impressed (and offended) with that?

[Blastgirl]

;D Those were so funny. ;D

[Captain Awesome]

(super-hilarious when read with an asian accent)

Yo momma so fat, she jump up and get stuck.

Yo momma so so fat, she sit on rainbow and Skittles pop out.

Yo momma so fat, she go skydiving and people say Sun is falling.

Yo momma so fat, she can sell shade.

Yo momma so dumb, she think Quarterback is a refund.

Yo momma so dumb, she get locked in Albertsons overnight and almost starve.

[christa]

Yo mama's breath stinks so bad her teeth duck when she coughs

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller mamas orbitting her.

[Blastgirl]

christa said:

Yo mama's breath stinks so bad her teeth duck when she coughs

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller mamas orbitting her.

Those were good ones. ;D

[Peon]

Your mom's shadow weighs 42 pounds.

[Kimm]

tc23 said:

Your mom's shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Ooooossssww.

Thats a funny 1.

Yo Momas so fat people at the beach use her for shade.

[-lewa-]

Yo mama has more rolls than a pastry truck!

[Blastgirl]

lewa said:

Yo mama has more rolls than a pastry truck!

More rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chineese phone book.