Not to hard riddle

[Blix]

This is kinda old, but I'm not sure you'll ever get the answer, as far as I know it's a "standard" norwegian one.

A man is in his best age, has two cars, two kids, a nice wife and a dog named Diesel.

He's an attourney, working for Johnson and Sourberry.

He's not scared.
He is completely sure he will die. Why?

[-lewa-]

Because everyone dies eventually.

[Blastgirl]

Hmm, I'll think about that.

[Blix]

Hehe, I knew you'd get it lewa

Nice to see you by the way.

[Phil]

Why are there fences around cemetaries?
Because people are just dying to get in.

What looks like a cat, meows like a cat but is not a cat?
A kitten