what kind?

[Kimm]

What kind of a dog has no tail and never barks?




A hotdog.
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What makes more noise than a cat stuck in a tree?





having 2 cats stuck in a tree.
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How does a worm go through a cornfield?



In 1 ear and out another.
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Why is there a fence around a cemetary?



Because people are just dying to get on.
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Why does a stork stand on 1 leg?



Because if it lifted both legs off the ground it would fall down.

[roflstunts]

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?







It wooden run!

haharofflalskl omg I loike totally loove that one.2.

[Blastgirl]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs swimming?

Bob


What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the doorway?

Matt



What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?

Art,


Twins with no arms or legs looing out a window?

Curt n Rod.

[aido179]

what do you call a donkey with:
one leg? a wonkey donkey
with one leg singing elvis? a wonkey tonkey donkey
with one leg singing elvis blowing a horn? a honkey wonkey tonkey donkey
with one leg singing elvis blowing a horn and driving a truck? talented!