PROFESSOR TWIST

[Blastgirl]

We give to you Professor Twist,
That world renowned scientist,
people tell me he never bungles
they send him off to tropic jungles.

"Your Wife, Sir," a guide exclaimed later,
"Has been eaten by an alligator."

Professor Twist could not resist, but smile,
"You mean," He said "A crocodile."

[Blastgirl]

Nobody liked my old poem?

[-lewa-]

Um...it's a tad wierd, but not a bad joke, nonetheless.

[Blastgirl]

Just a silly old rhyme. I guess the Professor was more concerned that they identified the right animal that swollowed his Wife than the fact that she had been swollowed. ;D