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Post by tractakid on Apr 19, 2006 10:45:28 GMT -5
See if you have heard this one before.
There was an englishman, a scotsman and a chinaman and they are on an areoplane, that guess what, is going to crash.
The pilot was lousy and only packed himself a parachute, and he jumped off. The englishman jumps off, and says 'Goodbye england' The scotsman jumps off and says 'Goodbye scotland.'
The chinaman just threw a cup and saucer out and said 'Goodbye china!'
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Post by Phil on Apr 19, 2006 13:10:08 GMT -5
Good 1.
Other older jokes
Why did the kid put ice in his father's bed?
Because he liked cold pop
Why did the kid throw his alarm clock out the window?
to see time fly.
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 21, 2006 19:53:54 GMT -5
Cute ;D
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Post by -lewa- on Apr 22, 2006 8:21:00 GMT -5
Why'd he throw the butter out the window? To see the butterfly.
A glass of water? To see a waterfall.
A duck goes to a store and buys some lipstick. The cashier asks"Cash or credit" the duck says "Just put it on my bill".
Thats a good one, guest190 ;D
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Post by tractakid on Apr 23, 2006 10:54:44 GMT -5
there was a scotsman, an irishman, and an englishman, on the top of a castle. The castle had 3 magic slides, and you will land in a pot of whatever you say while riding it. The scotsman rides it saying gole. the irishman says silver, and landsin a pot of silver. The englishman, got on the slide and said Whee! ;D  |
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Post by im_an_alien on Apr 23, 2006 12:55:54 GMT -5
How can you have a pot of Whee?
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Post by Hatson on Apr 23, 2006 14:34:14 GMT -5
How can you have a pot of Whee? I'm afraid to ask about that.  |
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Post by tractakid on Apr 25, 2006 11:32:05 GMT -5
whee is a homophone.
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Post by Geekthras (The Gizmo of Yore) on May 9, 2006 15:26:15 GMT -5
there was a scotsman, an irishman, and an englishman, on the top of a castle. The castle had 3 magic slides, and you will land in a pot of whatever you say while riding it. The scotsman rides it saying gole. the irishman says silver, and landsin a pot of silver. The englishman, got on the slide and said Whee! ;D ... And landed in a pot of Nintendo Revolutions! XDDDDDD -G2- |
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Post by Kimm on May 9, 2006 16:14:08 GMT -5
How many greenbeans go into the soup?
239 do you know why its important to count the green beans?
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Post by im_an_alien on May 9, 2006 16:49:08 GMT -5
no.
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Post by Kimm on May 9, 2006 17:07:31 GMT -5
;D Because an extra bean makes the soup two-farty. ;D
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