Post by Kimm on Apr 18, 2006 20:11:40 GMT -5
A duck goes into a bar and says "do you have any corn?"
The bartender says "No."
About an hour later the duck comes into the same bar and says "Got any corn?"
The bartender says "NO"
An hour after that the duck says "Do you have any corn?"
The bartender says "NO, I have NO CORN. I already told you that 2 times. Youre pushing my patients. If you come back and ask for corn I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
An hour later the duck comes in and says "got any nails?"
The bartender says "No."
THe duck sais "Then do you have any corn?"
The bartender says "No."
About an hour later the duck comes into the same bar and says "Got any corn?"
The bartender says "NO"
An hour after that the duck says "Do you have any corn?"
The bartender says "NO, I have NO CORN. I already told you that 2 times. Youre pushing my patients. If you come back and ask for corn I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
An hour later the duck comes in and says "got any nails?"
The bartender says "No."
THe duck sais "Then do you have any corn?"