Post by johnb1 on Oct 15, 2016 21:01:40 GMT -5
Hi-di-ho, it's me, John, your friendly neighbourhood farter, back again for a little bit. Greetings to Mike, Blastgirl and whomever is still here...
About the only news I have is that my mom says she's caught "John's Disease". I asked her what that was and she told me: now she farts, it's loud and stinky
and she doesn't know when she'll be hit by a gas attack. I didn't even know I could pass it on to someone else. Friday night I had orchestra rehearsal and just as she was getting out of the car...big-time duck call. I asked her "So, do you feel better now" and she did. She even went down to Calgary to visit her sister and...yup....
loud, smelly frequent farts with no rhyme or reason, just out of the blue (or should that be blew-it). Maybe she'll try to blame one on me...we'll see....
what else? Celebrated Turkey Day (Canadian Thanksgiving) which usually falls on the 2nd Sunday in October, not once but twice, which was great. The turkey call, however, was
not. Thanks to some spinach salad and sauteed red cabbage, plus the previous turkey and stuffing, I was surprising myself. That was on Sunday Night. Monday night was turky
again, plus stuffing and taters, and this time it was..sweet potato pie and about 10 sour cabbage rolls (I love those little rascals). Not a good mix. Luckily by Tues Night I was all farted out. So I have much to be thankful for. Turkey twice, hanging out with the family and such and I didn't fart until I got home. Heck I didn't even fart in the car going there or getting home. Gobble Gobble ! If you want to see a good movie, but don't mind trashy gory horror, check out "Poultrygeist" from Troma Films
anyways, that's enough from me...
Gassily Yours
John B
About the only news I have is that my mom says she's caught "John's Disease". I asked her what that was and she told me: now she farts, it's loud and stinky
and she doesn't know when she'll be hit by a gas attack. I didn't even know I could pass it on to someone else. Friday night I had orchestra rehearsal and just as she was getting out of the car...big-time duck call. I asked her "So, do you feel better now" and she did. She even went down to Calgary to visit her sister and...yup....
loud, smelly frequent farts with no rhyme or reason, just out of the blue (or should that be blew-it). Maybe she'll try to blame one on me...we'll see....
what else? Celebrated Turkey Day (Canadian Thanksgiving) which usually falls on the 2nd Sunday in October, not once but twice, which was great. The turkey call, however, was
not. Thanks to some spinach salad and sauteed red cabbage, plus the previous turkey and stuffing, I was surprising myself. That was on Sunday Night. Monday night was turky
again, plus stuffing and taters, and this time it was..sweet potato pie and about 10 sour cabbage rolls (I love those little rascals). Not a good mix. Luckily by Tues Night I was all farted out. So I have much to be thankful for. Turkey twice, hanging out with the family and such and I didn't fart until I got home. Heck I didn't even fart in the car going there or getting home. Gobble Gobble ! If you want to see a good movie, but don't mind trashy gory horror, check out "Poultrygeist" from Troma Films
anyways, that's enough from me...
Gassily Yours
John B