Post by johnb1 on Feb 13, 2014 14:44:19 GMT -5
Recently, I've tried "Wild Mike's Ultimate Pizza", featuring a picture of some grinning fool on the box. Why is he grinning? Because he knows you'll finish most of it and because you'll have NASCAR farts. he knows you can't say no and you sure aren't gonna have just the one slice, are you? Didn't think so. This one was sausage, pepperoni, black olives, onions, green and red peppers. Tastes great, but this is Wild Mike I'm dealing with here.
You know he's gonna start something sometime. he's Wild and that's how he rolls. So, now that I've had the NASCAR farts (smell that burnin' rubber), I also found out that eating 1 pound of pizza, tasty though it is, will get you. I've been having these monster dumps. I'm thanking Wild Mike for that. I don't want to get too nasty, but they won't flush easily . I've had to go out and get a stick . So here I am stuck with this smelly mess for a while
and all from eating pizza. So, thanks, thanks a lot Wild Mike. You got me---in the end. You rotten son of a b.
You know he's gonna start something sometime. he's Wild and that's how he rolls. So, now that I've had the NASCAR farts (smell that burnin' rubber), I also found out that eating 1 pound of pizza, tasty though it is, will get you. I've been having these monster dumps. I'm thanking Wild Mike for that. I don't want to get too nasty, but they won't flush easily . I've had to go out and get a stick . So here I am stuck with this smelly mess for a while
and all from eating pizza. So, thanks, thanks a lot Wild Mike. You got me---in the end. You rotten son of a b.
