Applebees

[Kimm]

Applebees yesterday.
A Phillyburger with the onions and peppers.

So Im there with Adam, my mom and my dad and well I felt pressure on my tummy so I lifted my cheek facing Adam and 2 farts came out.

BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLATT....................BBBBPPLLLAATTTTT

My mom goes "ewwwww NOT HERE!"
Adam chuckles even though he tried not to. My dads like "Yeah Kimmy."

[johnb1]

reminds me of that old song
Don't sit under the apple tree with any one else but me.....

but for Kimm, they might have to change the lyrics

Don't take Kimm to Applebee's

'cuz she's gonna cut the cheese
yes she's gonna cut the cheese
and it's gonna make you sneeze

you get the idea

been blowing some wicked ones. Local store had a special on coleslaw and Hot Pockets, dates,figs and cheddar smokies, so i've been sampling that off and on. Just finished having some chinese curried fish balls, delicious, but, well, y'know, curry and all that....

funny thing though. Now that mom has gas she's worried about following through once in a while, and she tells me about it

talk about preaching to the choir.....

oh welll....

John b

[Kimm]

I had waffle house for lunch and plan on a nice onion and green pepper pizza for the Super Bowl game so my butt should make some big noises tonight.

[Kimm]

I ripped a big fart in Checkers. I was with my dad and my boyfriend and it was an epic fart.
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

I said that I was ready for desert and the air isnt going to smell too sweet.