Post by johnb1 on Oct 29, 2013 18:53:49 GMT -5
when there's a crispness in the air, and a little snow on the ground. The leaves have fallen, and guts have been dropped. I've been snacking on dried apple rings and mixed fruit, including the ever popular prunes and apricots (delicious but deadly) and eating lots of rare beef and ripe bananas. I had to drop off a USB stick to my mom's house and I swear I never even heard it coming--nobody did. I felt a little flatulence, like the passing of an angel, so gentle, and then 
OMG I went nuclear and had to stand outside. There was nobody to blame it on, so, naturally, all eyes turned to me, and all I could do was apologize. Curse you dried fruit
Curse you bananas--curse you for being so tasty. Dropped my guts twice in Costco (well who cares?) and then oops I did it again. Dropped my guts in the car. Didn't make a sound or anything. She said to me "OMG John, that is truly horrible--absolutely putrid. It smells like you had diarrhea--you didn't, did you ?" (no, thankfully)
so I guess I am the King of Stink around my neighbourhood-thus my reputation is lived up to. I'm off to a meeting tonight ( me and my buddies meet for coffee once a week). Gonna have to get out the ol' cork, methinks.
OMG I went nuclear and had to stand outside. There was nobody to blame it on, so, naturally, all eyes turned to me, and all I could do was apologize. Curse you dried fruitCurse you bananas--curse you for being so tasty. Dropped my guts twice in Costco (well who cares?) and then oops I did it again. Dropped my guts in the car. Didn't make a sound or anything. She said to me "OMG John, that is truly horrible--absolutely putrid. It smells like you had diarrhea--you didn't, did you ?" (no, thankfully)
so I guess I am the King of Stink around my neighbourhood-thus my reputation is lived up to. I'm off to a meeting tonight ( me and my buddies meet for coffee once a week). Gonna have to get out the ol' cork, methinks.
