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Post by DragonLady on Aug 24, 2013 6:53:12 GMT -5
Not me, but another gassy person I work with. She was farting up a storm the other night, and declared she had to go "make a depository" and on the way there, waves her hand. You know what that means. Another lady goes, "You don't have to drop a bomb on the way there! Can't you program your ass to go off at home?" What would be the fun in that?
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Post by Kimm on Aug 24, 2013 16:43:08 GMT -5
lol Ive said things like that too about having to drop a bomb or make a deposit.
I will use a work bathroom or any bathroom as long as its clean I dont get bothered like some people do.
The mall is like x-lax to me. If I walk into the mall I have to dump immediately.
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Post by DragonLady on Aug 24, 2013 19:45:27 GMT -5
I can go to the mall and be fine, but a public library always makes me go poop!
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 25, 2013 12:27:46 GMT -5
For me it is Hallmark card shops.  Always get the farts..  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 25, 2013 22:48:04 GMT -5
If I step on concrete with socks but no shoes. My basement or the driveway its like a laxative. If I have shoes on no problem but I'll be darned if I can explain when my feet touch concrete its like my bowels wake up and say "Sara take us to the Superbowl."
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Post by Classicblast on Aug 26, 2013 23:18:23 GMT -5
The only thing crazier than this family, is someone who marries into that family.
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Post by farti1 on Aug 27, 2013 23:27:48 GMT -5
Classic, how do you get Blastgirl past the airport security check? Please place shoes on the conveyor....now step forward through the scanner....BLAAAAT.....BLAAAAT.......BLAAAAT! Call hazmat  |
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Post by Classicblast on Aug 28, 2013 0:29:34 GMT -5
Classic, how do you get Blastgirl past the airport security check? Please place shoes on the conveyor....now step forward through the scanner....BLAAAAT.....BLAAAAT.......BLAAAAT! Call hazmat hahaha. Somehow that doesn't seen to be a problem |
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Post by johnb1 on Aug 31, 2013 10:52:11 GMT -5
don't imagine so.though you might get some dirty looks.
A long while back I was going home through McCarran airport in Las vegas, and it was early morning, so I stopped to grab a coffee and breakfast burrito then wait in line to go through security. Just as I was getting close to the front of the line, I dropped a horrible sbd. The security lady came out, got wind of what I did, asked "Okay, who did that?" then "damn that's nasty, nasty", out come the air-o-sol can and that was it. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
JB
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 31, 2013 11:13:49 GMT -5
LOL! I was flying back from St. Louis to Los Angeles when I dropped the bomb SBD on the plane. My dad said "Ewe! was that you?"  We both started laughing then the lemon fresh smell piped through the ventilation. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 31, 2013 11:53:55 GMT -5
I let go a few minutes ago it was at least 4 or 5 seconds and yeah it burned my butt. My mom goes "ewwww, you sh!t your pants!" my dad goes "You should wipe just to make sure."
I go "mom want to hug me"
My mom goes "No your sick"
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Post by JB on Sept 1, 2013 22:41:07 GMT -5
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Post by Kimm on Sept 2, 2013 17:27:44 GMT -5
;D
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