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Post by DragonLady on Apr 13, 2013 3:28:28 GMT -5
At work last night one of the guys was talking about this big bean burrito he had. Not long after mentioning it, that burrito started to talk! At first I thought the loud fart was from usual suspect, our famous farter, but no, not her. He tried blaming me, but everyone knew better. He said he should have had three burritoes, and someone else said, "You should have had none!" I said, "It's the one's you don't hear you have to worry about!" and the guy talking to us said, "Silent ones are deadly!" So we continue our work without so much as a toot, and then everything gets shut off and the room is quiet. I suddenly feel one brewing and wait till the machine I'm using stops, just incase it's a good one. After all, I'm the second famous farter! My fart didn't disappoint and I ripped it! All heads turn and I admit with pride while laughing that it was me! One woman calls me nasty after I wave a paper around in the air. You've got to spread the joy, you know!
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Post by angel607 on Apr 13, 2013 12:05:08 GMT -5
your right about that you do have to spread the joy so everyone else can experience it lol. I never hold a good fart in.
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Post by DragonLady on Apr 13, 2013 16:02:20 GMT -5
What a terrible thing to hold in!
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Post by Kimm on Apr 13, 2013 21:18:53 GMT -5
Good farts are a terrible thing to waste. ;D
I never hold back and if its quiet I tell people I did it. ;D
O was never shy to fart in front of guys elders or even teachers I used to fart in school all the time. Often I had to write as a punishment for it. ;D
Good story Dragonlady. Ive been told I was "nasty or Unladylike" lots of times too. But I think it would be unladylike to walk with a limp or an uptight expression just because I needed to blow a fart. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Apr 14, 2013 3:52:26 GMT -5
I've had to write too about not "passing gas" and I'm sorry, but I find humor in it and always will. It's funny! I remember I was told not to burp in front of the guys by a girl at one place I worked at, but I'm not stuck up like that. If they couldn't handle it, too bad, but that wasn't the case.
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Post by Beangirl on Apr 14, 2013 12:56:59 GMT -5
Farts are funny,no question.I love to crop dust at Wal Mart. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Apr 14, 2013 16:29:10 GMT -5
Crop dust? You mean you don't sit there and enjoy it? Lol!
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Post by Beangirl on Apr 22, 2013 13:06:45 GMT -5
Crop dust? You mean you don't sit there and enjoy it? Lol! Yeah, I did the other night. I farted in the shower curtain isle just as a customer came by.She held her finger under her nose. I did not want to own it so I just smiled and held my laugher in. That was hard. ;D |
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 24, 2013 21:53:04 GMT -5
I just did one about half hour ago and Classic headed for higher ground.
It was BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT Yeah I was rather pleased.
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