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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 14, 2013 2:36:42 GMT -5
Yeah Kim was the topic of tonight's talks. My Mom and my Dad were discussing how the jalapeno hotdogs were a lethal weapon.
I think Kim is their favorite Daughter. I know my rump DNA is in the window seat though. That window seat was kind of "my place" in the living room. I remember once my Mom was dozing and I farted and of course that wood seat brings out all the noise
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTT as we spell it here. ;D
Well my Mom wakes up startled and says "What?" I said "MOM, you answered my fart"
My Mom then got a whiff of it and says "I'm going to bed" and walked off fanning her nose. I think Kim has outdone me now though.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 17, 2013 18:11:41 GMT -5
I just walked up to my mom and farted right next to her.
Im such a terrible daughter.
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Post by paomik on Dec 20, 2013 19:14:21 GMT -5
If you lived with my mom in law I think you would be her favourite daughter!
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Post by Kimm on Dec 21, 2013 23:22:44 GMT -5
lol
Tonight my sister Blastgirl to lewasite community, well she farted, and it was a good
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
my boyfriends mom goes "Youre definitely related to Kim." ;D
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Post by Kimm on Apr 27, 2014 16:35:18 GMT -5
My mom snapped a few selfies of us. I had one brewing but didnt tell her then she takes another selfie with her hugging me and kissing my left ear and I stuck my butt back and farted on her right thigh it was an average
BBBBBBPPPPPLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
My mom wanted to get mad but all she could do was roll on the floor and laugh.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 12, 2014 13:12:44 GMT -5
I had a bunch of them go off today.
I chased my mom out of the living room twice.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 19, 2014 10:50:26 GMT -5
I get a taste of my own medicine I guess. Blastgirl goes "Kim lets take a selfie" and as soon as I lean over she blows a fart
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I guess I cant be too sore.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 30, 2014 19:54:19 GMT -5
Funny stories. I just farted a few minutes ago in the upstairs hallway, and it reeked. One of the cats was upstairs playing with a catnip mouse, and when she smelled it, she took off down the stairs while I laughed.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 9, 2014 11:27:29 GMT -5
lol its funny that a cat ran off from a fart.
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 12, 2014 15:21:30 GMT -5
Ok this had to happen.
The City Carnival was going on all week. This noon we were having our eats. There's like picnic tables its me, my Mom, Kimm and out other Sister Tammy.
Well I said I was almost full but then I lifted my right butt cheek and I farted right at Tammy. BBBBBBBBBPPPPLLLAAAAATTTTTTTT Tammy said "Nice I see pushing forty isn't maturing you at all."
My Mom said "just hope its not a stinker."
A few minutes later Kimm lifted her butt off the bench and she farted about six machine gun
BBBPPLLLAAATTT BBBPPLLAATTt BBBPPLLAATTTt..............
Five or six of them.
My Mom says "You two!!! Tammy and I are eating the same thing you are and we aren't blowing up what is wrong with your asses?" Kimm says "Its not our fault we have all the talent here."
Tammy says "I'm glad I don't have that. You two have stinky asses."
We walked around all day and Kim and I kept farting. Annoying my Mom a bit (not as much as she wanted us to think though.)
HOWEVER!! We were just getting in the car to head out and Tammy let one go. It wasn't as loud as ours were but loud enough to hear. She started giggling and says "Maybe I have a touch of your gasitus after all." My mom goes "et tu Tammy?" Tammy was like "Yeah I had to fart. but at least I did it out there." It followed her in though. tee hee hee. So it was a bit of a stinky start.
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