Jaws: now in Smell-o-vision

[johnb1]

Oh, I am embarrassed. I don't know what exactly I ate, but I have such horrible,Godawful gas tonight . Maybe it was the bag of all dressed potato chips I had, I dunno. Anyways. I had my nephew over to watch a movie and play a little call of duty, and we had popcorn and pop, when all of a sudden, I was hit by gas attacks.- supremo SBD's. They could make your nose fall off your face, they were so bad. And right after the scene where Roy Scheider has to ladle out the chum into the water to attract the shark. All I could was apologize, open a window, light a match and grab the febreze. I think I outstunk myself. Nobody died, but I think I'm gonna have to go down to the army surplus store and see if they have any working gasmasks.

"Never trust a fart"

John B

[Beangirl]

lol! ;D

[Kimm]

Smellovision might not be so good for that reason.

[johnb1]

thanks, Kimm and Beangirl
That's why Smell-o-vision or if you like, Odorama went bust. There's such a thing as too much realism. Flowers and Fresh Cut Grass? Fine. The stench of death and decay? Nope, don't need it, don't want it....

The all clear signal has been given, you can come out now.....

John B

[Kimm]

lol Today I let out a sbd and I started giggling
my cousin Wendy goes "Kim, did you tootie polluteeee?" I go "Yes I farted"
My mom goes "Sick KIMMMM Dont point your as$ at me when you fart"

I farted again a moment later my mom goes "Close that butt of yours."

[johnb1]

sorry, Kimm, you know what they say : Once your butt has a crack in it, that's it. you can't roll back time and uncrack it. Doesn't work like that..