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Post by Kimm on Oct 13, 2012 13:51:32 GMT -5
So in Waffle House blastgirl goes "Heres a point to ponder" She lifts a cheek and she farted.
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My dad claps his hands and goes "Good point!"
After some time I said "Remember what Sara told us,"
and then I farted
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Even though Blastgirls fart smelled kind of bad I think mine was worse.
My dad goes "the fart gene runs in my family, my father, my sister (My Aunt Barb) and my daughters, but it somehow missed me"
Blastgirl goes "flatulence runs in your genes, but youre a carrier not a producer"
My dad goes "Flatulence runs in my genes? But it runs out of your jeans!!!!!!!!!" ;D ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 14, 2012 11:14:01 GMT -5
LOL! We have to get a waffle house here in Los Angeles! ;D
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Post by Kimm on Oct 17, 2012 17:11:51 GMT -5
A few minutes ago I blasted a 5 second
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My mom goes "That cant be healthy KIMMMMM!" I go "Well I feel better." ;D
My mom goes "Dont go in the living room Kim crap her pants over there" I go "Oh yeah!"
We are so weird here.
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Post by thunderbird on Oct 18, 2012 1:25:19 GMT -5
You are always lovely Kimm. I mean that very sincerely. Anybody who looks like Kimm and can be the life of any party and hardly drink at all is deserving of such mention.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 20, 2012 11:34:56 GMT -5
Im still tooting from last nights taco special.
I just let one go a few minutes ago. My dad goes "a blast from Kimmys ass to bring on the afternoon."
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Post by johnb1 on Oct 21, 2012 18:36:19 GMT -5
oh boy---Waffle House. I always thought you and Kimm were a couple of cheeky smart a$$es
and this just goes to prove it. We need a Waffle house here in Edmonton, Oh wait, we have Albert's ??
"With great gas comes great responsibility"
John B
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 23, 2012 15:14:16 GMT -5
They had them in Bentonville Arkansas when our family was there but no one wanted to try it.  Too bad.. We all are excellent tooter's. It would have been fun.  |
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Post by Classicblast on Oct 23, 2012 21:10:28 GMT -5
They had them in Bentonville Arkansas when our family was there but no one wanted to try it. Too bad.. We all are excellent tooter's. It would have been fun. Actually they are great places for food fast and pretty good. |
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 24, 2012 18:30:12 GMT -5
That's what I tried to tell them They had one right near the hotel. They all wanted the hotel breakfast buffet .  |
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Post by Classicblast on Oct 24, 2012 23:15:17 GMT -5
That's what I tried to tell them They had one right near the hotel. They all wanted the hotel breakfast buffet . In this part of the country you're never more than a couple miles from a Waffle House. |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 29, 2012 21:09:24 GMT -5
So we are watching Monday night football and I get up and lean forward and 3 farts in a row come out.
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My mom and my sister (not blastgirl) go running out of the living room my mom screams at me. Yeah it lingered a good 10 minutes too. My dad goes "Youre rather pleased with yourself arent you?" I go "Yeah"
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 30, 2012 11:09:41 GMT -5
Your "Back field " was in motion while watching football.LOL! ;D
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Post by Kimm on Nov 3, 2012 11:35:26 GMT -5
Your "Back field " was in motion while watching football.LOL! ;D And an unnecessary "foul" |
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 3, 2012 12:17:15 GMT -5
Your "Back field " was in motion while watching football.LOL! ;D And an unnecessary "foul" ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Nov 15, 2012 22:13:09 GMT -5
So we are going through Food Lion and I just let go of a big fart
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My dad goes "Oh my goodness Kim" Some other people look toward us and I said "The air is not going to smell too sweet so I hope you dont need anything over here for a while."
I said something about not being behind me in the check out line but I dont remember it exactly.
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