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Post by John B on Aug 2, 2012 15:26:17 GMT -5
As Britney Spears would say "oops, I did it again". After my meeting and a few cups of coffee, plus some more coffee, and some coleslaw and a bologna sandwich for dinner, I was outside finishing off a cigarette when the opportunity presented itself. I bent down to put the butt in the can, and fired up "ol' faithful". it sounded like one of those RC planes-strong, steady and to the point. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, it just sorta, well, happened. Anyways, it got a laugh, so it's all good.
more power to you
John B
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 3, 2012 12:27:00 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ass cannons are great!
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Post by Kimm on Aug 11, 2012 11:08:55 GMT -5
We had a lot of sauerkraut at a fest yesterday about a 3 hour car ride I farted no less than 15 times on the ride home my mom, my dad and my boyfriend got to bear the brunt of my gassy butt.
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Post by angel607 on Aug 12, 2012 19:25:21 GMT -5
when my sister was in the hospital she turned over on her side and let 6 loud farts out in 5 minutes. I yelled omg I can't take sick people and their gas lol.
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 13, 2012 11:41:44 GMT -5
I has broccoli gas one night and as I lay ed on my bed I "deflated" my tummy. a human whoopee cushion! ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Aug 13, 2012 15:57:29 GMT -5
yep-there's nothing like a fart for relief. oh, btw, apparently when you're sick, you may fart more. I think they encourage that, or at least excuse it in the hospital. Just means your digestion is working OK. Thanks for your sauerkraut story, Kimm. Funnily enough, sauerkraut cuts down on the amount of gas I make-go figure. However, I ate half a loaf of garlic bread last night, and finished the rest off for breakfast. Soft fizzlers that'd make you say "Damn, what died in here?". Please, no deep fried broccoli and cauliflower with onion dip (tempura style) for me. If you do, I'll peel the paint.
Later folks
John B
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 14, 2012 11:56:54 GMT -5
I was at customer service yesterday in the back and one of my elderly co workers bent over and let one rip.  She said excuse me.I did not laugh cuz it was right in my face.  |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 14, 2012 19:42:05 GMT -5
when my sister was in the hospital she turned over on her side and let 6 loud farts out in 5 minutes. I yelled omg I can't take sick people and their gas lol. Its great when the gun loads for 6 ass blasts in just a few minutes. I have to agree with Beangirl though when its right in your face a simple "excuse me" might not be enough. |
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