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Post by paomik on May 29, 2012 8:25:49 GMT -5
Hi! I have to tell you my story about my girlfriend who started farting openly. Although she has a little trouble with her intestines and she often has a pain she never wanted to let her farst particularly openly. Her mom farts very often but she never want to to as her and eveytime her mom was ripping them she was disturbed. I was trying to persuade her that this is not so bad and not to being pressed herself. I also told her that farting is quite pretty for her and very funny and enjoying. She wouldnt to listen to me but after some months she started farting free herself and she was feelinng very confident. Since then she never try to force herself not to rip them. I said to her that when she farts I feel that she is closer to me and to be my real wife! Then she laughed and she said "oh you make me feel such a lady"! One time we were talking on the phone and she shouted "I missed a good one"! After a few min she she "I missed another but it with no sound" Since then she enjoy it very much!
p.s please forgive me for my awful english
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Post by angel607 on May 29, 2012 23:51:18 GMT -5
that's great that she doesn't have to hold it in. I think farting is really funny especially in public. some of my friend's don't like it but I do.
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Post by Blastgirl on May 30, 2012 2:21:06 GMT -5
I've never been afraid to fart openly. There are times not to but most times it doesn't matter.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 1, 2012 0:18:12 GMT -5
I've never been afraid to fart openly. There are times not to but most times it doesn't matter. We both farted earlier. Blastgirl farted then I farted my dad goes "Which was that?" I go "Both of us, she farted first I farted second" It was kind of silly but thats what we are. |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 1, 2012 0:29:18 GMT -5
A friend of mine was kind of shy at one time but the summer between junior and senior year of high school she became aggressive and has remained such.
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Post by paomik on Nov 3, 2012 8:20:46 GMT -5
Three dayw ago my girlfriend eaten broccoli salad and about an hour later she took me on the phone and she told me , "I have a concert here'! She started farting all the time and she found it very funny! She was not used to farting toomuch in the past and now she she feels excited! One other day she went to her brothers appartment and while she was cooking she started ripping farts. She told that felt too debonair and pretty!
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Post by Kimm on Nov 3, 2012 11:34:14 GMT -5
lol.
Ive been cutting some long loud farts. I walked past my mom and let one go as I walked by
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "sick get your foul ass away from me.
Then just a few minutes ago I lifted a cheek and smiled. My grandpa goes "Are you breaking wind Kimmy" I go "Oh yeah shattering it"
It was SBD and it was extra D!
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Post by paomik on Nov 4, 2012 6:31:45 GMT -5
One day my girfriends mom was upstairs and as she was walking she was ripping some loud farts!
My girlfriend was getting on the stairs and her mom didn 't perceive her. Then she starts laughing and says:
"mom what are you doing"? and her mother says:
"oh it's you"? and continued being unwary!
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